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Our gal loves Jesus almost as much as she loves the bottle.  She’s lived most of her life as a functioning alcoholic, hiding her addiction while maintaining a very busy work schedule.  The work has dried up, but unfortunately our gal hasn’t.  She’s drinking more than ever and it’s getting sloppy.  She recently had to be carted out of a posh hotel after having 6 margaritas at a boozy lunch.  Her friends are worried sick that she’s going to drink herself right into the grave and recently held an intervention to persuade her to enter rehab.  Unfortunately she refused, and continues to drink like a college kid on spring break –  telling her loved ones that Jesus will save her from her addiction.

 

 

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Wednesday, January 7, 2026

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  1. Sayonara

    Mandy Moore? The loves Jesus description made me think of her in the movie Saved!

  2. Newbie

    Reese Witherspoon?

    1. Tottie Bee

      I’ve never heard or seen anything that shows Reese as being “close to Jesus.”

      1. Newbie

        Reece goes to church regularly, she’s like an every Sunday gal…

  3. Tagg

    Kathie Lee Gifford

  4. Freddy Krueger

    Kristen Chenowith? She’s a Jesus nut.

    1. Tottie Bee

      I’d back this guess…

  5. Sarah from GOP spy

    Sarah Palin

  6. Inkd VT

    I was going to say this is Kathie Lee Gifford but the blind specifically says the person was hiding their addiction. It’s not her.

  7. Judie

    Paula Dean.