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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our gay guy can’t seem to catch a break in the love department.  He’s beyond successful, incredibly talented, and has A-list connections, but he’s not the prettiest apple in the orchard, and he drools after men who are physically out of his league.  His past relationships have all resulted in disaster and he’s sick of being single, so he decided to BUY the perfect companion.  He has a weakness for buff Latin men so he has a wingman scouring social media looking for his dream guy.  It’s a contracted position that pays well as he is offering $20,000 a week plus all expenses, including a wardrobe allowance.  If the arrangement leads to marriage, then the perks REALLY kick in. Some of his celebrity friends pity him, but others feel he’s just being practical since the only way he’s going to land an Adonis is to pay the big bucks.

 

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

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  1. Lisa C

    Orlando Bloom or Tobey Maguire. Pretty Sure

  2. Tagg

    Its either of the AC boys…Anderson has only ever been involved with Latin / Dark men. His ex was French but looks Latin.

  3. Jessica Rabbit

    Andy Cohen. He has a thing for Latinos and that wonky eye prevents him from ever being considered good looking.

  4. Susan H

    I agree with David Geffen

  5. Newbie

    I would say Tyler Perry but he’s a good looking guy.

  6. Chum Lea

    Hugh Jackman. Talking about gaydar lol

  7. Antigoop

    Sam Smith?

  8. Vee

    david geffen?

  9. Megan

    Could be Ryan Reynolds.He gives out some serious gaydar.
    I think his marriage is a scam like Nick Jonas

    1. Dav Hob

      Ryan Reynolds is one of the prettiest apples in the orchard, unlikely to be him.