After a string of bad romances, our A-lister is telling friends that she’s finally found The One, but her pals are already taking bets on when the bloom will fall off the rose. You see our gal starts off playing the perfect partner, but it’s usually only a matter of time before her act gets old. She likes to target guys who are physically attractive and successful, but LESS successful than she is, and she always winds up flexing her fortune to control her partners. Her last few significant others finally got sick of being told what to do, especially since they had enough money (though not as much as her) to live a relatively extravagant life. Her latest guy has just as much if not more fame than she does, but his bank account falls WAY short, so she’s already beginning to start controlling with her purse strings – that means she’s already paying for everything.
GUESS WHO!!
Becca
Halle Berry. She has a talent for finding guys & then dumping them & complaining they are the problem, when in fact, she is the problem!
Wowzer
Right away I thought, “Madonna!” Sounds like her.
Guy LaFleure
It’s not Katy Perry, Trudeau is worth huge money
CoCoJoe
I don’t think Justin’s “huge money” anywhere near matches Katy’s wealth. This is just from a random google, but seems likely: “Katy Perry’s wealth is projected at $400 million in 2025, significantly surpassing Justin Trudeau’s estimated $90 million net worth.Oct 15, 2025”
Newbie
Katy Perry, “bloom” is off the rose feels like a clue
me
Kelly Cuoco
CoCoJoe
Katy Perry? I hope not.
RubiesRed
Cher.
GnarlyG
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce?
Mitch Blashke
Sounds like Jennifer Garner but then she’s no A-lister
Csm
My first thought was Jen Aniston, but her man isn’t more famous than her.
Bob
Ariana Grande and Ethan.