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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Through the years we have heard more than our fair share of sexual fetishes in Hollywood, but this one is a real doozy.  Our aging strait-laced conservative actor has an anything but strait-laced kink. He likes to be given medical procedures – especially rectal exams and enemas – by an Asian dwarf dressed up as a nurse.  He has turned a spare room in his mansion into a fully equipped doctor’s examination room and pays the dwarf $10,000 per session for her services.  Now here’s where it really gets good.  Our guy has alienated many of his inner circle (thanks to his unpopular political beliefs) and that’s how his secret fetish is quickly becoming the worst kept secret in Hollywood.  His former loved ones are blabbing to half the town that he’s not the holier-than-thou person he portrays himself to be.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Hollywood Whodunit
Wednesday, November 19, 2025

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  1. JFeathers

    Dennis Quaid – Holy Marvels with Dennis Quaid.
    https://www.history.com/shows/holy-marvels-with-dennis-quaid

  2. NoWay

    It’s Gibson. “holier-than-thou” is the clue.

  3. Debbie

    Arnold

  4. titus

    Arnold S.

  5. Sarah

    This obviously isn’t real

  6. Hilary Grant

    James Woods for the win!

  7. Johnny Thunders Jr

    I would say James Woods but he’s not Straight-laced.
    Probably Sylvestor Stallone or even Drew Carey

  8. Newbie

    Tom Selleck?

  9. Johnny Thunders Jr

    James Earl Jones or more likely Tom Selleck

    1. Larry

      I guess you missed the announcement that James Earl Jones died last year?

    2. GnarlyG

      James Earl Jones is no longer alive, but Tom Selleck would be hilarious.

  10. Borgqueen

    Roy Schneider

    1. GnarlyG

      Dead.

    2. libby2130

      roy died in 2008!

  11. Doc Hollywood

    Too bad Scott Baio isn’t considered aging. This would be so hilarious if it was him.

    1. JFeathers

      A+

  12. Lisa

    Kelsey Grammer?

  13. Susan

    Mel Gibson?

    1. Bob

      Mel Gibson has NEVER been known to be holier than thou. Not even when he did Passion of the Christ.

  14. Judie

    Clint Eastwood. Charlton Heston, if he was still alive.

    1. Fred

      Kelsey Grammar was my initial thought but he’s married so I am leaning more James Woods.

      1. Lorek

        The blind didn’t say unmarried. I could see Kelsey G – I remember old gossip about his slightly porno sex partners. Jon Voight also came to mind.

  15. GnarlyG

    John Voight or Dennis Quaid