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More than anything,  our desperate housewife wanted fame, especially once her marriage to an A-list actor abruptly ended due to infidelity.  Our gal was trying her hardest to become a bold face name in Hollywood, but her solo effort at a TV show was a bigger failure than her marriage.  So now she’s decided to pitch herself and her kids for a reality show.  Her only obstacle is that her kids want NOTHING to do with being in front of the camera, so our gal has been reduced to bribing them in hopes of changing their minds.  The kids are NOT fans of the expensive private school they attend, so mom told them they could be homeschooled if they land a reality show!

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

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  1. Mary

    Kevin Costner’s ex-wife?

  2. Lhs

    Denise has older kids. Can’t be her.

    1. Beatrice

      She has one young adopted daughter still at home.

  3. Beatrice

    Denise Richards

    1. Larry

      I think it’s Denise too. Previously married to Charlie Sheen.

  4. Carolina Vasquez

    The annoying Eva Longoria. She has one son, Santiago Enrique Bastón, with her husband José Antonio “Pepe” Bastón. She is also a stepmother to Bastón’s three children from a previous relationship: Natalia, Mariana, and José Antonio. God help them all.

    1. Fred

      Eva was the first person who came to mind, with the hint (Desperate Housewife) but what A list actor was she married too? It may not be her.