Dita Von Teese has been cast to liven up a future episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and the role was written especially to showcase her talents. She plays a school teacher who has a fascination for forensics and she ends up in a romance with Eric Szmanda’s character Greg Saunders. Of course, there’s more to this teacher than meets the eye and Greg soon learns that she moonlights as a burlesque dancer named – Rita Von Squeeze. Greg was thrilled to have a big part in the episode and a hot romance to boot.
Burlesque CSI Dita Von Teese Eric Szmanda
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She looks better with her clothes on. She always shows great taste in fashion.
I like Dita, but I have to admit she has a strangely long face, and a weird jawline — there is something very mannish about her face — and it does not look all that attractive in a contemporary sense. Perhaps a small reason for her having adopted a 40’s glam look is that her face suits it better.
Prostitute-Whorah!
love her!
pssssssst: MOST BOYS HAVE COCKS.
(and sperm likewise)