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DITA VON TEESE CAST ON CSI AS A SCHOOL TEACHER


Dita Von Teese has been cast to liven up a future episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and the role was written especially to showcase her talents. She plays a school teacher who has a fascination for forensics and she ends up in a romance with Eric Szmanda’s character Greg Saunders. Of course, there’s more to this teacher than meets the eye and Greg soon learns that she moonlights as a burlesque dancer named – Rita Von Squeeze. Greg was thrilled to have a big part in the episode and a hot romance to boot.

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  1. wim

    pssssssst: MOST BOYS HAVE COCKS.
    (and sperm likewise)

  2. Bu

    love her!

  3. Snuggie

    Prostitute-Whorah!

  4. SebastianCanada

    I like Dita, but I have to admit she has a strangely long face, and a weird jawline — there is something very mannish about her face — and it does not look all that attractive in a contemporary sense. Perhaps a small reason for her having adopted a 40’s glam look is that her face suits it better.

  5. right

    She looks better with her clothes on. She always shows great taste in fashion.

  6. Palermo

    Puke