Robbery

HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

This first breaking story is that conspiracy theory nut job and failed presidential candidate, Robert F. Kennedy Jr had an extramarital affair with a reporter from New York Magazine. We just heard that his wife, Cheryl Hines has had enough and is getting ready to announce her separation from her wacky husband. As my source put it, it was bad enough Cheryl had to defend his crazy vaccine conspiracy theories and his ridiculous presidential campaign, but for her to stand by him through all of that and then to find out he CHEATED on her was the final straw. She’s lawyering up as you read this.

In a sad bit of news this week, celebrity hair extension guru, Priscilla Valles saw her husband Miguel fighting for his life in the ICU after being shot in front of his Bel-Air home in a botched attempted robbery. (the thieves were after his $50,000 gold Rolex) According to my source, Priscilla’s celebrity clients including the Kardashians, Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera and they are all chipping in to cover the out of pocket costs at UCLA Hospital where Miguel is facing a long road to recovery. My source estimates the hospital bill alone will reach well into the millions of dollars so whatever insurance doesn’t cover, her celebrity clients will.

Britney Spears made the news when she revealed she would continue to pay her ex husband, Kevin Federline, child support even though their youngest son Jayden turned 18-years-old. Although not legally obligated, Britney decided it was the right thing to do. Here’s what we heard. Britney is secretly planning a musical comeback and although she’s not keen on performing, she’s been working in the studio on some tracks for an upcoming album. Good idea to keep the money flowing now that she’s agreed to continue to support her grown sons.

Kamala Harris made headlines for her continued popularity and strong polling against Donald Trump. We heard that Kamala doesn’t want to jinx anything however, and although she’s not superstitious, she’s still isn’t taking any chances. Designers have been clamoring to dress her for the inauguration – as more and more people believe she will defeat Trump and his extremism – but Kamala has refused to even entertain the idea of meeting with any designers for measurements. (remember couture gowns can take months and months to design, source the fabric, sew and fit) Kamala is telling her people that she won’t even consider the idea of LOOKING at dress sketches until the final vote is counted! (one more reason to like her)

Finally, the biggest news of the week was Sean Diddy Combs’ arrest on federal charges for sex trafficking, among other things. Denied bail and on suicide watch, we just heard that the disgraced rapper is likely to be sent to a mental health hospital and strapped to a bed because he is quickly deteriorating behind bars in the gang ridden jail. My well placed source says that despite his tough guy image, Diddy never expected he would be denied bail and never fathomed he would be locked up, so he’s quickly becoming the definition of a hot mess. He’s likely to be transferred to a mental facility within days, as it seems he’s lost touch with reality and is blabbering incoherently…

“I KIDNAPPED KIM KARDASHIAN” IS NOW A BOOK

Now THIS is funny. One of the criminals who robbed Kim Kardashian four years ago when she was in Paris for Fashion Week, has written a book on his experience titled “I KIDNAPPED KIM KARDASHIAN.” We’ve heard Kim’s version of the event, now we can hear the robber’s story. You might remember, it was the biggest robbery of a single individual in France in 20 years. Three months later, 12 men were arrested for the crime – the five men who actually broke into the Kardashian apartment were aged from 60 to 72 and dubbed the “grandpa robbers “ in the press. One of the men tied up Kim with cables and tape and put her in the bathtub. The crooks got away with 10.8 million dollars worth of jewelry (on bicycles no less!) and it was never found. The book’s author Yunice Abbas, 67, called it “the perfect crime.” The embarrassed night watchman at the luxury building where Kim was staying is trying to seize any profits from book sales.

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ENOUGH OF THIS PITY PARTY- SNAP OUT OF IT KIM!

The E! channel has canceled production of Keeping up with the Kardashians so Kim has more time “to recover from her robbery ordeal.” Let’s get real – Kim was tied up and frightened FOR FIVE MINUTES TOPS, and not assaulted in any way. She was totally unharmed, her kids were never in danger – what’s the big deal? Loads of people are visiting and bringing her gifts as if she were hospitalized. She survived without a scratch and is carrying on like a martyr. Does she know how LUCKY she was? Most of us who have been robbed or assaulted have FAR more grueling experiences and painful recoveries. She should thank her lucky stars! Note she is even wearing SNEAKERS and a hoody and baseball cap for maybe the first time ever, just so you KNOW she is feeling damaged. Really.

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NOT MUCH BOO-HOOING FOR THE VICTIMIZED KIM KARDASHIAN

A home invasion robbery is a terrible thing, but for some reason Kim Kardashian is not getting much sympathy. Is it because people, including her former bodyguard, think the whole situation is suspicious and might be a PR stunt? Or is it because Kim is in the habit of flaunting her wealth and detailing her lavish whereabouts online to the point of almost ASKING for trouble? The robbery was so intricately planned that it seems to be an inside job. These crooks knew EXACTLY how to access her Paris home and where to find the valuables. And Kim, unmolested, was able to free herself from the tape and get help after they left. Yes, everyone seems to smell a fish of some kind! Even Ryan Lochte.

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CHRIS BROWN: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HANG WITH BLOODS

chris brown exits his bet after party at playhouse.

Chris Brown is not as smart as he thinks he is, and now he’s paying the price. Naive Chris thought it was cool to hang out with gang members from the Bloods, but they were just WAITING for an opportunity to take advantage of him. When word got out that Chris was paid $50,000 (presumably untaxed) in cash for a club appearance and he stashed the cash in his home safe, the wheels of crime started rolling. Cops believe that Chris’s so called “friends” pulled off the heist. We knew Chris was dumb when he abused Rihanna. We thought he was even dumber when he admitted that he BRED Pit Bulls. But hanging with thugs – that’s REALLY dumb. Hey Chris, it’s never too late to go to college.

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