Monica Lewinsky

OUR CASTING SUGGESTION: ARIEL WINTER SHOULD PLAY MONICA LEWINSKY

Speaking of Monica Lewinsky, we decided the reason she’s suddenly become visible again is because, not one but TWO movies about her are in the process of being assembled. Amazon is making “Linda and Monica” about Monica’s relationship with Linda Tripp, her co-worker at the pentagon who secretly taped their conversations about Bill Clinton. Ryan Murphy is planning to film the entire scandal for American Crime Story and he’s currently casting. Who could play Monica better than Modern Family’s 19 year old naughty girl Ariel Winter? We hope she gets at least one of the roles.
(Above, Ariel dressed to kill at a recent event)

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LONG TIME NO SEE: WHITE HOUSE PROVOCATEUR MONICA LEWINSKY

In 1998, Monica Lewinsky, now 44, was one of the most famous people in the world, yet she wasn’t able to parlay her fame into a profitable career. It turned out she wasn’t as innocent as she claimed – Monica had an affair with her married high school drama teacher before Bill Clinton. And Hillary Clinton’s condemnation of Monica instead of her husband has left a black mark on her own character. Bad decisions all. Today Monica is still single and says she has a hard time getting a job although she is educated. She devotes a lot of time speaking out against online bullying. For some reason, we have a hard time feeling sorry for her…

(Above, Monica in Manhattan )

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MONICA LEWINSKY’S TELL-ALL: SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY

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Rumor has it Monica Lewinsky is shopping a sizzling and graphic tell-all about her Clinton relationship to publishers in New York. It’s been 14 years since the sex scandal humiliated Bill and Hillary Clinton and they would be devastated to have the subject brought up again. Reps for Bill are said to have contacted Monica and pleaded with her not to write the book. Monica is 39 and single now, and although she no longer has a handbag business she did earn a masters degree in social psychology. Certainly she could use some extra money. We’re betting she won’t HAVE to write a book and she’ll end up with LOTS of money! If she does Bill a favor and shelves the tell-all, we predict he will be INCREDIBLY generous and make sure she has no money worries….

THE MISERY OF GOVERNOR ELIOT SPITZER'S WIFE

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If we never see another embarrassed wife standing beside her disgraced husband at a press conference, we’ll be happy at last. Men in public office who indulge in illegal or immoral activities like NY Governor Eliot Spitzer should stand alone to defend their appalling behavior. If YOU discovered your husband was paying for kinky sex with $5000 hookers, would you really be SUPPORTIVE? Maybe tolerant, maybe even forgiving, – but SUPPORTIVE? No Way. We don’t believe for a minute that Silda Spitzer was present at the press conference by her own free will. SHE was the one everyone was staring at and pitying. (And since when is it a “private matter” as Spitzer called it, when a governor is linked to a prostitution ring?) We still haven’t forgiven Hillary Clinton for first insisting her husband Bill was innocent of fooling around with Monica Lewinsky. When the factual evidence made him a liar she was “supportive.” We don’t take lying lightly and we dislike the precedent Hillary seems to have started.

ANTHONY PELLICANO KNOWS WHY TOM CRUISE DIVORCED NICOLE KIDMAN (AND A LOT MORE)

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Hollywood is disappointed because so far the Anthony Pellicano trial has produced no bombshells. Private investigator Pellicano is accused of raking in millions by spying on Hollywood’s rich and famous, and then blackmailing them by threatening to supply dirt to their rivals. Hillary Clinton allegedly hired Pellicano in 1992 to discredit Monica Lewinsky. Tom Cruise’s lawyer Bert Fields often hired the private eye and he allegedly wiretapped Nicole Kidman’s phones when she and Tom Cruise were divorcing. (Scientologists LOVE this sort of thing.) Since Tom was spying on Nicole before they split up, we were hoping to hear the lurid details that caused him to abruptly file for divorce. We THINK we know what happened, but it would be nice to have it verified in court. It’s speculated that the only way dirt will be slung at this trial is if Pellicano decides to turn on his former clients who have all but abandoned him.