Lil’ Kim

WHO CAME FIRST? LIL’ KIM OR RODRIGO ALVES?

Seeing Lil’ Kim at the BET Awards last night reminded us that she has a lookalike. Actually a blonde lookalike. It’s Rodrigo Alves. Remember the guy who had all that plastic surgery to look like what he thought was the ideal man? Last year Rodrigo decided he’s rather be a girl and he had a whole lot MORE plastic surgery to feminize his looks. Maybe he was a huge fan of Lil Kim because there IS a strong resemblance in a blonde sort of way…

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LIL’ KIM IS NOW A WHITE GIRL!

The 4’11” rapper was escorted to a front row seat at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Week show by Marc’s own boyfriend. Every time we see the petite “Queen of Hip Hop” her looks seem to have evolved thanks to cosmetic surgery etc. Kim will only admit to having several nose jobs and she claims it was necessary because a boyfriend “punched” her. We do know she had liposuction frequently back in the 90’s before the procedure fell out of favor. Her skin is certainly a few shades lighter and somehow along the way Kim’s eyes changed to an almond shape. Indeed, she is quite probably a plastic surgery addict.

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WHO WILL LIL’ KIM’S BABY GIRL GROW UP TO LOOK LIKE?

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Pregnant Lil’ Kim is taking a lot of flak for registering at expensive places and soliciting her fans to buy her baby gifts. (And indeed, she should.) She wouldn’t mind receiving an $8000 stroller in two colors but so far the fans aren’t rushing to buy. Kim will admit nothing, but her baby girl’s father is rumored to be Kim’s ex-boyfriend – New York rapper Mr Papers. (see photo above) The real dilemma here is that Kim has had prodigious amounts of plastic surgery – we don’t even remember what she used to look like. Her little girl will probably expect to resemble her mother as she grows up, but in this case, she certainly WON’T. Might be confusing…

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LIL’ KIM NEEDS A HIT TO PAY FOR ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY

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Lil’ Kim is on the fast path to becoming the Joan Rivers of the rap world when it comes to plastic surgery – and she’s only 38! (Above, she was photographed during Fashion Week in New York) Her face, her cheeks, her nose, her chin, her lips – everything looks different! Besides implants, she’s had an enormous amount of liposuction and probably butt augmentation as well. Is she morphing into a white woman? It’s funny that she accused Nicki Minaj of STEALING HER LOOK! Although, come to think of it, we DO see a resemblance…

LIL' KIM STRUTS HER STUFF

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Here’s the heavily accessorized Lil’ Kim, leaving Paris Hilton’s house in Malibu.We wonder if she’s nervous about Karrine “Superhead” Steffans new book coming out called The Vixen Diaries. Apparently Karrine reveals some VERY personal information about Lil’ Kim. Naughty girls.

RAY J AND LIL' KIM: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

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We hope Whitney Houston isn’t sitting home waiting for he phone to ring, because her sometime date Ray J is keeping himself too busy to dial. We love this photo of him leaving a party at the Sunset Tower Hotel last week – he has Brandy and Lil’ Kim in the back seat of somebody’s car. He and Kim claim they’re just friends but we have our doubts. Anyway, we are amused by the fact that they took a CENTERPIECE home with them!

WAIT A MINUTE RAY J – WHERE'S WHITNEY?

RayKimcutjpgWhen Ray J showed up at a Hollywood club holding hands with Lil’ Kim on Saturday night everybody wondered- What happened to Whitney Houston? Just a few weeks ago, Ray and Whitney seemed to be having a great time in Las Vegas. Ray’s friends say it’s not over with Whitney. She simply tries to avoid clubs while she’s in recovery. Lil’ Kim is a longtime friend of Ray – a few years back they had a hit song together “Wait a Minute.” (see photo) Right now they’re planning to remake an updated version of the same hit. So that’s what they’re talking about. Ray’s friends insist Whitney is STILL very much in the picture.

NOT EXACTLY TWO OF A KIND

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We can’t help but wonder what Dita Von Teese and Lil’ Kim thought when they were asked to pose together for this photo during fashion week. What would they make small talk about? One thing for sure – we vote these two very different girls as “least likely to be buddies in real life.”