James Woods

JAMES WOODS HAS FANS IN HIGH PLACES

For some reason, we CRINGED when we learned that actor James Woods was seen the other day at a Simi Valley gun store called Gretas’s Guns, buying a new gun. You might remember, it was only around a year ago that Woods slammed Alyssa Milano on Twitter because she wrote that she was worried about “gun hoarding” during the pandemic and she believes that 90% of Americans want stricter gun laws. He mocked her and advised her to “buy more ammo!” Woods’ conspiracy theorizing got him banned from Twitter for awhile and Donald Trump actually complained. The mental picture of James Woods with a gun is not comforting…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA- James Woods and girlfriend at Craig’s

IDENTITY THEFT: JAMES WOODS PROVES CRIME DOES NOT PAY

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James Woods, who played an LA prosecutor on Shark, has set a great example for dealing with identity theft. Woods told Michael Glynn at The Enquirer that he was horrified to learn that someone had charged thousands of dollars on his credit card. The crook had bought a computer and purchased two VIP tickets to the recent Dave Matthews concert at the Staples Center in LA for $3,700. The fraudulent charges were deducted from his bill, but James was determined to find the guilty party. He called the Staples center and cleverly told them he hadn’t received his tickets yet – that he wanted to verify the correct name and address. Incredibly, the crook had used his own real name and address. James realized he’d eaten at a restaurant just blocks from where the crook lived. He then called the restaurant and tracked down a guilty waiter. Woods handed the info to the Beverly Hills police and they arrested the guy.

JAMES WOODS: HARDLY A SHARK

woodscut-FB8C-4E22-9%2331E6DB.jpgJames Woods plays a hard-boiled prosecutor on Shark but in real life he’s a pushover. He spoils his much-younger girlfriend Ashley Madison, and he also indulges his beloved cairn terrier Angel – who looks like Toto. He brings Angel to work on the set every day and she waits for him in his trailer. Everybody on the set knows her and Woods walks her when he gets a break. James hated leaving Angel alone for hours at a time, so he bought Angel her OWN little pet to keep her company. It’s a tiny Yorkie puppy – and now Angel doesn’t have a peaceful moment.

JAMES WOODS: NOT AS SMART AS HE LOOKS?

jw2.woodscutjpgJust when you thought James Woods might have come to his senses – he’s back with his barely legal girlfriend Ashley Madison, who is 39 years YOUNGER than he is. The Shark star made a big deal out of announcing that he broke up with the aspiring actress when she misbehaved and was insensitive at his brother’s funeral. Ashley was described as wearing a micro miniskirt, chainsmoking, and looking at magazine photos of herself at the funeral while Woods wept. That was a few months ago and we thought James had actually wised up. But it didn’t take long for him for forgive and forget, and Ashley is a fixture on the Shark set once again.

HIS TRUE LOVE

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James Woods didn’t waste any time dumping his 39 years younger girlfriend Ashley Madison, when she revealed her “insensitive” nature at Jimmy’s brother’s funeral. Of course, Ashley couldn’t hold a candle to Jimmy’s true love – his Cairn Terrier named Angel. (Insiders joke that the actor treats Angel better than he does his girlfriends). Angel and her master go everywhere together – she comes to work with Jimmy on the set of his new series Shark, every day. Her leash is hooked on Woods’s chair and she patiently awaits his return. They always have lunch together. Angel, a lookalike for Toto from the Wizard of Oz, is very popular on the set – she never lacks for attention.