Devoted Kardashian TV viewers might remember back in 2013 when the family started complaining that Bruce should see a doctor about his hearing. They got tired of shouting and having to repeat everything they said to him. He reluctantly took their advice and DID make a medical appointment, but that was the last we heard of it – until now. Caitlyn was seen shopping in Malibu on July 4, wearing a tiny hearing aid. It’s only slightly visible when Caitlyn’s long hair blows in the wind and her diamond earrings make it even less noticeable.
If Caitlyn Jenner looks a bit downcast on Memorial Day weekend it might be because she’s pondering ANOTHER grim reality that makes it not so easy being a woman. No more fancy frappes and blueberry scones – she has to settle for a simple black coffee. Why? Because like all women, especially as they get older, Caitlyn has to COUNT CALORIES now! As an active athlete, Bruce could eat whatever he liked, but NOW she has more than a passing acquaintance with salads with dressing on the side.
Caitlyn Jenner has teed off in her first golf tournament as a woman and it raises a lot of questions. Of course people today are too politically correct to ponder the logic of a tall, strong trans-woman competing against female golfers. But is it fair? Caitlyn has fifteen years of golf experience as a man. It remains to be seen if Jenner will triumph over her female competitors. We wonder how the women she’s playing against REALLY feel about this. Will Caitlyn become some kind of golf champion?
Caitlyn Jenner has a definitive look – lanky and slim, with long brown swinging hair, golf or sports apparel, and a serious demeanor. (A grown up Sporty Spice?) First we saw the look in Helen Hunt, and now Jordana Brewster! Caitlyn should be delighted with the comparison because she’s lucky to resemble either woman. (Above, Fast and Furious star Jordana was seen shopping on Melrose Place)
Not that she isn’t attractive, but we were DUMFOUNDED when TMZ revealed that ambitious Caitlyn Jenner is considering marketing a makeup collection under her name! Apparently she was impressed by her daughter Kylie’s success at selling her lip color. Of course, Kylie’s customers are her teenage girl-fans, but WHO are Caitlyn’s followers? (Caitlyn is not exactly Cindy Crawford) Will Caitlyn’s collection be aimed at mature women? Or will her target customers be other trans-women? There appears to be a limited market here and the whole idea seems incredibly unrealistic and ego-driven. What’s next – a fashion collection for “tall gals?”
Caitlyn Jenner is worried about her voice being too deep, but that’s not her only problem! She needs practice in the art of sitting and walking like a female. It’s not as easy as it looks! Her wide legged stance is definitely not feminine and if she SITS like that, she’s in real trouble! Above, she faces the challenge of walking down stairs in heels…
Have you noticed the astonishing resemblance between Caitlyn Jenner and Real Housewives of NY star Kelly Bensimon? Perhaps Bruce was inspired by the athletic Bensimon when he started to transition. They dress alike and look even more alike in sporty attire. Similar faces, hair, and body type. BOTH of the photos above are Kelly, but could easily pass for Bruce.
Can’t help but wonder if Caitlyn Jenner will eventually decide that being a “woman of a certain age” is not much fun. Bruce used to watch his daughters giggle and get dressed for dates, or go on shopping sprees together. Being a girl looked like loads of fun. It is, but Caitlyn is no girl. She’s 65, and the daily ritual of putting on makeup and eyelashes and hair and foundation garments can be a drag. It’s HARD work. The older you get, the bigger a challenge it is to look good. Forget about FEELING good- Spanx and high heels are essential because photographers are everywhere. Does Caitlyn ever have second thoughts about her choice?
(Above Caitlyn attempts to fill her gas tank without breaking a nail)
Caitlyn Jenner got a spray tan to celebrate Kylie’s 18th birthday at Nobu in Malibu this weekend. And if you look closely at the photo above featuring Kris, Kylie, Kim, and Caitlyn – Caitlyn IS the best dressed one in the family. Fashion notwithstanding, we still don’t think Caitlyn “thinks like a woman” and never will. She was, after all, one of the first people to run out and see Tom Cruise’s new Mission Impossible action movie, which is NOT a big draw for females…
What on earth did Caitlyn Jenner do to deserve an ESPY award? ESPY stands for Excellence in Sports Performance Yearly. Is changing your sex considered a sports activity? Has the world gone MAD? It was gratifying to see the world champion US women’s soccer team onstage getting the attention they deserve. Apparently the ESPY producers feared the show would lack universal appeal or whatever, so they hauled in someone sure to attract curiosity (Jenner) followed by the sexy Kardashian/Jenner girls. (Above.) Remember, Jenner recently killed a woman and injured others due to inattentive driving. You’d think she’d want to keep a low profile. Jenner gave a nice speech but the honorable thing to do would have been to TURN DOWN the inappropriate award altogether.