We simply could NOT let Cardi B‘s appearance at the Met Gala go unmentioned here. We voted her look Most Unfunctional. Melissa Rivers brilliantly described Cardi’s look as “intestinal” and indeed, the flesh colored lumps under glittery black flowers DO look like oozing intestines. Unfortunately, the lumps and bumps do not make Cardi look more attractive or slimmer, and she could barely walk anywhere without help. If you want to know how this relates to the party theme of “art,” ask the designer Marc Jacobs. Does ANYONE like this?
CARDI B IS HER OWN WORST ENEMY
Thursday, May 7, 2026
borgqueen
Wasnt the theme Costume Art? This fits the gala theme.
Jessica Muleronney
She looks more and more like Meghan Markle every day