An acquaintance of theirs just told us that that Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton didn’t really break up at all – they PRETENDED TO so they could get more attention from the press! Who knows what to believe any more? Everyone was feeling sorry for Lindsay and she dragged Stavros Niarchos around town to help Continue reading “PRESUMED GUILTY”
Eva Longoria showed up at the opening of Ken Paves comfy new salon on Robertson Friday night and she announced that she was” tired of being blonde” and planned to go back to her natural color soon. She was chatty and peppy and you’d never guess she was on the outs with her boyfriend Tony Continue reading “A HAPPY FACE”
On paper The Departed seemed like the last movie on earth we’d want to see. A hyper-macho movie – a nearly all male cast, vulgar, violent, horribly bloody. Another cop movie. But are we glad we gave it a chance! We can’t stop thinking about it – the script was smart, the characters were fascinating, Continue reading “NOT JUST ANOTHER COP MOVIE”
UCLA‘s private cops thought they’d seen everything until they encountered this respected actor on campus. At first they were thrilled when they happened upon the tall, handsome guy who has played a cop on TV and many movies. They all wanted to shake his hand. But eventually they compared notes and realized he had a Continue reading “TP Patrol”
The Marie Antoinette premier party at Chateau Marmont was a huge success and the celebrity crowd ignored their diets and feasted on mountains of sweets – inspired by the movie. Revved up partiers couldn’t help gossiping about the movie’s star Kirsten Dunst and her mysterious love life. Since splitting with Jake Gyllenhaal, Kirstin is VERY Continue reading “WHO'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?”
Is this a sinister plot or an odd camera angle – or an accurate portrayal of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? In this recent photo taken at the Beverly Regent Hotel Tom appears miniscule next to his towering girlfriend. She IS wearing high heels but the height difference is startling. Tom’s fans are outraged – Continue reading “IS THIS FOR REAL?”
Today Howard K Stern’s dreams came true. According to reports he and Anna Nicole Smith were married in the Bahamas this morning – two days after Howard announced (in a trance-like state) their marriage plans on Larry King Live. Howard always had a strange lawyer -client relationship with Anna. He gave up his law practice Continue reading “MR AND MRS SMITH?”
Vitamin C, AKA Colleen Fitzpatrick, was a hot newcomer after she appeared in Hairspray. In the 90’s she was lead singer for the underground band Eve’s Plum and her bright yellow hair (copied from us) made her a highly identifiable popstar. Cosmopolitan voted her a “fun and fearless female.” In the past few years she Continue reading “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO VITAMIN C?”
Get used to looking at this face. Britney Spears’ little sister Jamie Lynn is on the fast track to becoming the teen idol that Britney once was. Her family has carefully planned every step for the fifteen year old – from her dancing, singing, and gymnastic lessons to her Zoey 101 TV series for teens. Continue reading “STEP ASIDE, BRITNEY”
We are SO happy to report that Candice Bergen is out of the hospital and apparently recovered from a stroke she had a few days ago. According to a hospital source she received prompt treatment when she fell ill, and avoided lingering damage. A full recovery is expected. Hospital employees reportedly found the Murphy Brown Continue reading “WE WANT CANDY”