WOODY ALLEN HAS TO BE PROUD OF HIS SON FROM A DISTANCE

Woody Allen has to be filled with regret when he thinks about his estranged son – and only biological child- with Mia Farrow. Ronan Farrow, 23, changed his name from Satchel and chose not to associate with his father after Woody married his sister Soon-Yi. It so happens Ronan inherited brains from both parents and was a child prodigy. At the age of 11 Ronan went to Bard College and at 16 was accepted to Yale Law School. He’s a humanitarian and activist at the UN working for UNICEF. Yesterday he was honored with a Rhodes Scholarship and will continue his education at Oxford. And he’s GOOD LOOKING! Woody really missed out on this one.

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22 thoughts on “WOODY ALLEN HAS TO BE PROUD OF HIS SON FROM A DISTANCE

  1. He really is cute and to have brains too is very unusual. So glad he found out Woody for who he is. And who is Woody anyway? No one knows, because what he has done is horrible beyond belief. I hope Roman tells him to go jump in the lake.

  2. The boy is too cute to have any of that wacked out allen dna. let’s all hope that mia slept with someone else.

  3. Well you got one thing right Janet, he is very handsome!! Obviously he gets his looks from his mothers side?!?

  4. I think that having Woody in his life would have been a huge detriment. Mia obviously did a lot of things right! And yeah, he’s a dreamboat! 🙂

  5. Woody is a revolting pervert. It’s so gross the way Hollywood embraces him and Roman Polanski just because they have talent. Since when is talent an excuse for having no moral compass? If any person on the street did what they did a price would be paid.

  6. If art was banned due to the lack of moral compass of the creators, there would be very little to see in museums, few fiction books to read, few movies to watch, little music to listen to, and few politicians to vote for.

  7. Woody doesn’t deserve to have a good son like this, disgusting pervert

  8. Wow, truly a testament to what an amazing person Mia is.. I just admire her so much she must be so proud

  9. I didn’t realize he had changed his name from Satchel to Ronan. I saw the news article the other day about Ronan getting the scholarship, and I was having trouble figuring out who Ronan is. Now I know. He’s very handsome, and smart, too. Obviously his mother has raised him well. How proud she must be!

  10. Good for him. It’s good to see someone actually have standards and morals for a change. At least he thinks Woody should be held accountable for his actions, unlike most celebrities attitudes now days of anything goes.

  11. I would’ve never guessed he was Woody Allen’s son. He looks so much like his mother. She must be so proud.

    And if you think about it, his dad ran off with his sister. How disgusting is that?

  12. Cute, brains and humanitarian. Good job Mia Farrow. Woody, you are a human waste of fatherly potential. We’ll always have your movies, but Ronan seems to possess the real class. Nice news to hear. I remember it all very clearly.

  13. I can’t even imagine how proud Mia must be of her son Ronan. I have always admired her acting and her humanitarian work. Also, the fact that she opened up her heart and adopted so many children. She has always been a class act.

  14. Wow. A celebuspawn with brains and a kind heart? I’d like to see more of this kind of role model instead of thugs and ladies of the night!

  15. Mia Farrow is a nasty lying vindictive bitch, who turned her son against his father. Woody is happily married and has a great family of his own. I think his son is the one who is missing out.

  16. Woody Allen is a piece of inhuman garbage who has been allowed to get away with the most heinous crimes of immorality because of his celebrity. But have you seen him lately? It turns out you get the face you deserve, he looks like a demon gargoyle.

    Congratulations to Ronan for breaking free of such a heavy familial burden, may he find many decent, kindhearted older men to provide him with fatherly guidance.

  17. True,,,good luck to him and hopefully he stays away from parents.

    Woody, like Michael Jackson, maybe John Phillips, and Saint Angie Jolie truly believed in “keep it within the family”.

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