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WHEN SANTA HAD A ROVING EYE

Here’s a sexy Christmas ad – probably from the 50’s. We’re pretty sure Mojud stockings aren’t around any more because the demand for seamed hose has dropped considerably. But they do look great.

Friday, December 23, 2011

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  1. Patrick

    REta i love you.

  2. Reta

    Perhaps in the New Year, you moron can leave race and sexual identity out of the gossip columns. People are DYING over this shit. Enough is enough!

  3. The Hammer

    I apology for no man or woman. It’s was an ARYAN who provided the security and probably the MEXICANS who did the lawn work, right.

  4. Strom

    The so called Hammer seems to be an apologist for all things PC. It was definately yids who owned Mojud but they were working and not looking for handouts!

  5. The Hammer

    It’s a kinder and gentler Strom because there’s no BLACKS or JEWS.

  6. Denise

    A Merry Christmas to you as well Patrick.

  7. Patrick

    I’ll second that Denise. And Merry Christmas to you too. my dear.

  8. Denise

    If you’re out there Walt Cliff, Merry Christmas my friend, and have a Happy New Year.

  9. Patrick

    Merry Christmas Ronnie.
    I miss you and hope you are doing good.
    Well…I know you’re doing good.
    ps…good work. cheers mate.

  10. Denise

    Love the heels on the ladder! Textured stockings are back in, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see the seamed ones. I could never keep mine straight though.

    Merry Christmas to all.

    Hey Edith, wasn’t Shelly Fabares married to Mike Farrell (MASH and Providence)? Pink highlights at 67?

  11. Edith's Designer Head

    Anybody see some of the latest photos of the wonderful Shelley Fabares (“Johnny Angel”)? She has been one of my favorites through the (many many) years. You may remember her from the tv series “Coach”.

    Anyway, I didn’t recognize her at all until it was pointed out to me and confirmed who it was. She was sporting pink highlights in her hair and seemed skinnier than usual and looked older than 67. She had a liver transplant(2000) after being diagnosed with autoimmune hepatitis.

  12. Patrick

    Well, here it is again. Whew, where does the time go?!
    Thank You Janet Charlton for all of your thoughtful hard work.
    Thank You to the kinder, gentler, Strom.
    Thank You REta for coming back, I missed you so much!!
    Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to All of my friends here!
    I love you all very much, indeed.

  13. chris

    Merry Christmas !
    May the New Year bring us together, even through the tough times ahead.
    Start by helping those in your community.

  14. Edith's Designer Head

    Santa is a perv?

  15. Strom

  16. Strom

  17. Say Something Nice

    Dear Santa Pat,

    Sexy talk like that (you cunning linguist, you!) has been known to send Mrs Patrick Campbell’s Mussy into Ready Mode:

    a-snappin, a-cracklin, a-poppin; a-frothin, a-thumpin, a-quakin; a-huffin and a-puffin, a-steamin and a-squirtin and a-comin, etc.

    Lesser tongues have required hospitalization and/or traction as a result!

    Are you prepared to handle the consequences of your a-boastin? 🙂

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

  18. Patrick

    Shut up REta.

  19. Reta

    Always thought the seamed hose were sexy, maybe from watching old movies. Great old ad, thanks again janet for finding these, love them!

  20. Bu

    She looks a bit like Amber Heard.

  21. British Teeth

    “I Saw Mommy Sitting on Santa’s Face”: one of the lesser known—but very much beloved!—Christmas novelty songs.

  22. forrest gump

    santa is still IMPOTENT, folks!!

  23. Patrick

    If I was Santa I would gently use my mouth to help her down.
    Then back up, then down, then back up…..