Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are following in the footsteps of former couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt – no they’re NOT getting divorced, they’re launching their own wine. As we all know, Santa Barbara County where Harry and Meg live, is home to some respectable wineries. Like many celebrities, the former royals are hoping to get in on the growing industry. My source says that Meg and Harry are scouring the area looking for the ideal land to grow grapes – ideally something with small slopes which are preferred for vines. If things go according to plan, they’d like to be up and running next year. They’re already designing bottles and labels, and tossing around possible names… Any suggestions?
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“Gold digger’ is the label name for sure.
Too bad “Clamato” is already trademarked
Whine
Yes, Sussex Whine
Do they really believe that people will buy their swill, thus contributing to their never ending quest for money. That disgusting woman is the worst
“Briefcase Girl” for the win
Dum & Scum
Grifters seems appropriate
To put a winery together requires years of hard labor; grapes don’t even produce fruit for three years, plus amending the soil prior, creating the terracing…Then there are the strict regulations and finally there needs to be a customer base willing to purchase. This seems a bit too laborious for our twosome, who seem to want instant gratification and not follow any rules or truth but their own.
The lazy grifters will slap their label on Boone’s Farm and call it good.
Illegitimate Vineyards. That covers it all LOL
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WO IS ME.