We had to laugh when Wayne Gretzky got upset about his 22 year old daughter Paulina posted sexy photos of herself on Twitter. Really. What did he expect when he married a playboy cover girl? Wayne didn’t complain when his future wife Janet Jones appeared in a semi-nude layout in Playboy. Janet dabbled in acting and modeling and was known for her amazing body. Paulina apparently inherited a similar physique and similar ambitions. His sons are athletes, did Wayne expect his daughter to become a physicist? Since he still supports Paulina financially, Gretzky talked her into removing the photos, but we’re betting Playboy will make her an offer…. (Photo above: Wayne and Paulina in happier times, Photo below: a younger Wayne and Janet Jones)
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Wayne marries Barbie.
Wayne and Barbie move to Barbie’s town.
Wayne waves bye, bye to hockey success.
Wayne and Barbie lay a new Barbie.
Wayne jerks the chain back on new Barbie when new Barbie does exactly what old Barbie did to land a naive, hockey dummie.
IRONY!
Is he still married?
I never thought he was attractive.
A really “perfect” bod would have a larger mammary system. LOL
I still hate Janet Jones for helping take Wayne Gretzky from my home town Edmonton Oilers. Between her and Wayne’s greed, they make good pair and this naughty girl couldn’t happen to a nicer couple. Back at ya Gretz!
The sweetest success for the Edmonton Oilers was even after Gretzky followed the money, the Oilers still took the Stanley Cup that year. They were lead of course, by none other than “The Best Hockey Player” evvverrr, Mark Messier. I was never more happy to see a team win. Except maybe, the mens Team Canada in the 2010 winter Olympics!
Back in those days everybody and their sister didn’t have big fake too high boobies, and I think they looked a thousand times better.
Muffie, did I ever tell you I used to work at Dow out in the Fort?
And did you know Mark is gay?
Patrick, YES and NOoooo!
Please say it ain’t so!
Yep! Messier’s not really on the team, so as to speak.
Can you elaborate more Patrick?
Patrick, were you part of the Oiler’s dynasty bandwagon when you lived in FS?
The Oilers always have and always will SUCK. The “City of Champions” is a hell hole.
That being said Janet is a ‘butter face’ and Paulina is quite FUGLY. She shouls stick to singing “I will remember you” in the shower.
Oh fer sure Muffie. It was a great time!!
Wayne going to L.A. was like a stake in the heart to all Canadian hockey fans. I never forgave him for allowing a pin up Barbie to run him over like that.
And note to Christine India, my part East Indian girlfriend was the mayor of Fort Saskatchewans daughter.
What a mess I made out of her. Ridden hard and put away wet.
Oh Muffie, Glenn Anderson too. Sorry.
Wayne looks like someone who would be better named “Ebenezer” in that top pic. 🙂
Patrick: I am agog at these revelations of (rampant?) fudge packery in Hockeyland.
At the revelation of your East Indian girlfriend: agog times 1000. Details, please. And you should reach out to her. Never too late to mend that fence!
Something Nice. Have we met?
Janet Gretzky has a serious gambling problem to this day
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/02/08/sportsline/main1294502.shtml
There were also rumours of her attending “Eyes wide shut” type sex parties at Bruce McNall’s secret villa in the Catskills:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_McNall
what a bunch of inbred, reservation schooled, welfare breeding hosers.
Canada, yawn…. the land where some men are men, all women are ugly and the sheep are really nervous…
Sure Johnny.
I guess that’s why Canada whipped the U.S. in two wars.
Our lack of talent.
Why, yes. 🙂
You put me away ridden by a feather and dry as the Gobi, if memory serves. Off night?
he wants his daughter to grow up as a smart girl.
Patrick, your comment about Janet Jones as a pinup Barbie is hysterical. But you really should give her credit for her acting skills. She simply amazed in Police Academy 2, or was 3? Maybe 4?
I always thought it was amusing that during that gambling scandal she was consistently referred to as “Gretzsky’s wife”.
Oh and Mark Messier is gay? Interesting, but it really doesn’t matter. I’m a die hard Bruins fan, but will always acknowledge talent and class, and he had it.
Sure he was talented, Denise, but Mark was bad for the Canucks when he played in Vancouver.
Something Nice, we’ll get another chance, then…I will annihilate YOU!
Giles, you’re going to get your sweater pulled over your head for that one. Don’t spit your mouth guard out. Say “when” quickly!!
Something Nice, yeah right, that’s what Jessica wants me to do.
Reach out to all of my old girlfriends. Are you trying to get me poisoned?!
Shopping downtown is always interesting. “And who was that one?”
“And which one was she?” “Take me home, Fuckhead!”
By Giles Fortescue Smythe-Jones, I agree with one thing you said, the Oiler’s do suck, now. But I will tell you, they didn’t suck when they won those 5 Stanley cup!! If you were a fan of the Oiler’s, it was pure euphoric bliss!! Nothing better. I’m sure Denise felt the same way this past Stanley cup finals.
Denise certainly did as did all of Boston and New England. Such a long time coming.
The downside: it’s even harder to get tickets!
Oh, and if memory serves, “Gretzsky’s wife” was pregnant when they married. Not surprising since she was one of those who was looking to snag a sports star. I also believe she was engaged to Ivan Lendl the tennis player before she chased “The Great One” around the rink.
Didn’t Janet also have some kind of affair going on with Rick Tochet? My husband and I were laughing because after this story leaked outl Gretzky accepted the coaching job in Phoenix. Guess who his assistant was? Yup, Rick Tochet! Talk about keeping the fox out of the henhouse. Too funny!
Hockey players always shoot for the trophy wife. Wayne would have been far better off taking a small town girl to the big city than letting a big city girl take the small town boy to the big city.
She shoots! She scores!!
The Hippies said ‘Don’t trust anyone over 30’
I say ‘Don’t trust anyone with fame and fortune’
Oh, and I stopped taking hockey seriously when blood became more popular than talent. I miss liking hockey but ever since Americans put a circle around the puck the game has gone downhill and the players now remind me of Kim Kardassian…spoiled and great marketing tools
GoGo, timely comment coming just before the announcement today that Sidney Crosby is out again with concussed symptoms.
The time of ham fisted,seven feet tall goons in hockey needs to end.
Patrick Hillary Duff married a ham fisted goon also. He was last spotted selling particle board flat pack furniture in Edmonton, begging her to move back to thee frozen shopping mall City.
Janet Jones was engaged to Vitas Gerulaitis at one time.
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my wife had an affair with Gretzky in1989 after he was married
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