We feel obliged to show you this unflattering photo of Val Kilmer simply because we are weary of having female performers picked on all the time. Men get away with a myriad of imperfections already, so lets throw a little criticism THEIR way for a change. Right, Melanie? Val Kilmer has changed a lot since he played sexy Jim Morrison in The Doors. It’s funny how years ago when young Val was dating Cher, everybody made a big deal out of their age difference. Now pudgy Val looks older than Cher does. He’s going to eat himself out of a leading man career, if he doesn’t watch out.
OH JANET…HE’S ALREADY DONE
THAT…IT’S OVER.
Val puts on a lot of weight between movies. he’ll take it off again.
as Alice Walker once wrote:
“when it due”?
He is a man….he can afford to put on weight….it is the women who can’t. Who wants a fat woman? He has $$$ so the girls still flock to him.
“Who wants a fat woman? He has $$$ so the girls still flock to him.”
take a look at your mom’s huge backside then ask your daddy, “who wants fat woman”.
Yo mamma
He’s now what the Latin people call a Panzon. (pronounced, panson) That means his stomach is so fat and bulging from eating too much bread (pan).
‘he who is without sin cast the first stone’ or something like that…
What has Val Kilmer done lately? I think he’s washed up … a washed up whale that is. lol
ddd
I can’t believe how out of shape he has gotten, anyway, he’s still one of my fav. actors.
“throwing stone at joe”
Looks like a beer belly to me. Sadly, I should know.