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VAL KILMER: IF CHER COULD SEE YOU NOW!

valkilmercut1X17_468x441.jpgWe feel obliged to show you this unflattering photo of Val Kilmer simply because we are weary of having female performers picked on all the time. Men get away with a myriad of imperfections already, so lets throw a little criticism THEIR way for a change. Right, Melanie? Val Kilmer has changed a lot since he played sexy Jim Morrison in The Doors. It’s funny how years ago when young Val was dating Cher, everybody made a big deal out of their age difference. Now pudgy Val looks older than Cher does. He’s going to eat himself out of a leading man career, if he doesn’t watch out.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

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  1. Anonymous

    Looks like a beer belly to me. Sadly, I should know.

  2. lookwhaticando

    “throwing stone at joe”

  3. lookwhaticando

    I can’t believe how out of shape he has gotten, anyway, he’s still one of my fav. actors.

  4. Anonymous

    ddd

  5. Anonymous

    What has Val Kilmer done lately? I think he’s washed up … a washed up whale that is. lol

  6. joe

    ‘he who is without sin cast the first stone’ or something like that…

  7. Anonymous

    He’s now what the Latin people call a Panzon. (pronounced, panson) That means his stomach is so fat and bulging from eating too much bread (pan).

  8. Anonymous

    Yo mamma

  9. Anonymous

    “Who wants a fat woman? He has $$$ so the girls still flock to him.”
    take a look at your mom’s huge backside then ask your daddy, “who wants fat woman”.

  10. Anonymous

    He is a man….he can afford to put on weight….it is the women who can’t. Who wants a fat woman? He has $$$ so the girls still flock to him.

  11. Anonymous

    as Alice Walker once wrote:
    “when it due”?

  12. Frankie

    Val puts on a lot of weight between movies. he’ll take it off again.

  13. Anonymous

    OH JANET…HE’S ALREADY DONE
    THAT…IT’S OVER.