Transition

MORE MONEY THAN COMMON SENSE?

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Twenty years ago, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves, who apparently has money to burn, decided to spruce up his looks with plastic surgery in hopes of looking like a “human Ken doll.” After spending half a million dollars on dozens of surgeries, and over 10 years under the knife, he admitted he REALLY wanted to resemble a Barbie Doll! It cost him another half million dollars to switch sexes and become Jessica Alves. He’s 40 now and we think he looks WAY beyond Barbie. He says he’s through with plastic surgery and will only spend money to “slow the ageing process.” Alves is now “looking for love” and laments that he is “sapiosexual” – that means sexually attracted to very intelligent people. But will intelligent people be attracted to Alves?

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By Janet / December 31, 2023

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Barbie Jessica Alves Plastic Surgery Rodrigo Alves Transgender Transition

SORRY JESSICA ALVES, YOU DO NOT NOT LOOK LIKE BARBIE

Up until 2019, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves had dozens of painful plastic surgeries to look like the perfect Ken Doll- including bicep and six-pack enhancement. After all that, he decided he’d rather be the perfect Barbie doll, and had the male surgeries reversed and started transitioning into a “woman.” Can you imagine having your adams apple removed? Now he’s called Jessica Alves, and he’s chalked up over a hundred surgeries hoping to look like Barbie, but looks more like Lil’ Kim. We just HAD to know where he got all the money needed to finance his indulgence and it turns out he inherited millions from his mother’s wealthy parents. We just cannot imagine how Jessica sleeps at night with all this extra padding injected into his/her body…

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By Janet / November 19, 2023

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Nashville Shooter Testosterone

WAS TESTOSTERONE THE REASON FOR NASHVILLE SHOOTING?

Did too much testosterone have something to do with the senseless shooting rampage that left 3 children and 3 adults dead in Nashville? According to reports, the shooter, 28-year-old Audrey Hale, was transitioning from female to male and had already changed her name to Aiden. Some are speculating that she also started taking high dosages of testosterone as she underwent her transition and now authorities are investigating whether the male hormone was responsible for what is commonly known as “roid rage.” It doesn’t make sense that a mild mannered, shy, cat-loving artist (above, in undated photo) would morph into a deranged killer. Women rarely commit these crimes. That’s why authorities are looking into the testosterone theory.

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By Janet / March 28, 2023

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Lawsuit Richard Simmons The National Enquirer Transition

RICHARD SIMMONS: CALL IT A DAY AND FIRE YOUR LAWYERS!

Richard Simmons is going to waste a whole lot of money on legal fees if he continues to pursue his lawsuit against The National Enquirer. A judge has already declared he doesn’t have a case because claiming he was transitioning into a woman is not career or character damaging. The magazine has an abundance of photos of Richard dressed up in drag from head to toe. (It’s rumored that a former assistant provided some of them) Keep in mind, The National Enquirer has excellent lawyers who fanatically examine every story before it’s published, so they seldom lose a lawsuit. Our advice to Richard: Save your money!

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By Janet / August 31, 2017

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Plastic Surgery Recluse Richard Simmons Transition

PR SAVVY RICHARD SIMMONS: IS HE PULLING A FAST ONE ON US?

Awhile back when Richard Simmons went into hiding under mysterious circumstances, we felt sorry for him – sensing he was having some sort of physical or mental problems. The fact that he has not been SEEN for years makes everyone assume his is radically changed somehow – perhaps grossly overweight, crippled, or like the Enquirer suggested, living as a woman. He’s had two suspicious hospital stays this year – were they really for plastic surgery, liposuction, transitioning? This week’s exit from the hospital suggests that Richard is turning into some sort of melodramatic Sunset Boulevard character and enjoys every moment of it. Imagine being hustled out of the hospital covered entirely by a blanket with a police escort to shoo the paparazzi! SOMETHING was under that blanket! Richard just upped the ante – the first photo of him is now worth BIG BUCKS! Is he manipulating all this or is he an innocent recluse?
(Above, Richard as a bride on Halloween, 2013)

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By Janet / April 24, 2017

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Richard Simmons Transition

RICHARD SIMMONS FANS WOULD HAPPILY “SWEAT TO THE OLDIES” WITH EITHER FIONA OR RICHARD

Some of Richard Simmons’ longtime aerobics class members were excited to hear that he might be transitioning into a woman and they immediately started speculating about what “Fiona” would WEAR if she returned to teaching classes! Many of Richard’s followers credit him for helping them lose weight and change their lives and they hope to “Sweat to the Oldies” with Simmons again! They hoped classes would resume soon but it doesn’t look promising. Richard denies that he’s transitioning but still has no explanation for his odd behavior and withdrawal from society. Remember, for YEARS, Bruce Jenner and his family scoffed at Enquirer rumors that HE was transitioning. And look how THAT turned out. Richard has lots of fans who will be happy to welcome him back in ANY form.
(Above, Richard at one of his last public appearances at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2013)

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By Janet / June 15, 2016

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Cross Dresser EJ Johnson Transition

BEVERLY HILLS RICH KID EJ JOHNSON ENJOYS LOOKING LIKE A GIRL, BUT DOESN’T WANT TO BE A GIRL

Since he lost tons of weight, EJ Johnson is having fun dressing like a girl, but he doesn’t want to BE a girl! There was online speculation that EJ was aiming to transition because his wardrobe has become flamboyantly feminine. But EJ says NO WAY, he’s perfectly happy just as he is. He does have some crooked seams in those fishnet hose, however.

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By Janet / May 19, 2016

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Caitlin Jenner Regrets Transition

CAITLYN JENNER: WELL, IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA…

Caitlyn Jenner has been soundly denying that she regrets transitioning into a woman, but we thinks she doesn’t want to admit she has doubts. Kardashian biographer Ian Halperin brought up the idea of Caitlyn’s regret, and attributed much of it to religion. He observed that her religion doesn’t really approve of being GAY and Caitlyn is definitely still attracted to WOMEN. More important, we feel Caitlyn has come to the realization that being a 6’4” 65 year old woman is not thrilling – or easy. She has to slather on the makeup, wigs and eyelashes, not to mention foundation garments, just to leave the house. And – guess what- despite all that work, no one thinks she’s pretty or flirts with her. She WAS a far more attractive man. And the kind of women she likes are not interested in dating a woman who used to be a man. What’s a girl to do?

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By Janet / May 12, 2016

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