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CHRISTINA AGUILERA: TAKE YOUR PICK-PLATINUM BLONDE OR HOT REDHEAD?

Christina Aguilera was a hard-core glamour girl at the party for her new single Pa’Las Muchachas this weekend in LA. She’s got a new song – in Spanish- and a whole new look, with looong fiery red hair. She wore a snakeskin neck-to toe bodysuit under a full-length snakeskin coat. The song title translates to “for My Girls” and it seems to be feminist inspired – Christina was a big supporter of Britney Spears through her troubles. It’s odd that so far, Christina doesn’t have any concert dates to promote her new music. Question is: do you prefer Christina with her platinum blonde hair or the new red tresses?

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HILARIA MADE A FOOL OF HIM AND ALEC BALDWIN IS FURIOUS!

Living with angry Alec Baldwin must be a nightmare this week since it was revealed that his wife Hilaria humiliated him by faking her personal history. During their marriage, Alec often affectionately joked about his Spanish wife and her habits. Why didn’t he get suspicious when he met her waspy parents from Boston? Did Hilaria also lie about graduating from NYU? What ELSE did she tell Alec about herself that we don’t even know about? (Wikipedia oddly lists her age as “36 or 37”) One person on Twitter revealed Hilaria’s true identity and many of her Boston high school classmates celebrated the truth FINALLY coming out. Hilaria is blaming everyone else for “misrepresenting her” and said she never reads about herself. Her confession “Yes, I am a white girl” has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING! She’s been caught red-handed. Alec is totally embarrassed and furious that Hilaria has made him look foolish – of course, he’s blaming Twitter for the fuss, calling it “a vast orchard of crap.” (Now’s a good time for Alex to review those anger management classes he took) Meanwhile the Twitter whistle-blower says she’s afraid volatile Alec will punch her. We wouldn’t want to be in Hilaria’s shoes now either…

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WHAT DID ALEC BALDWIN REALLY KNOW ABOUT HIS WIFE?

Alec Baldwin is outraged about charges that his wife Hilaria has been passing herself off as Spanish, but we wonder if she fooled HIM too! Years ago, when he first started dating her, she was described as a Spanish yoga teacher named Hilaria Thomas and she had a pronounced accent. Neither she nor Alex EVER attempted to correct that information, so it was assumed to be accurate. It turns out she was born Hillary Hayward-Thomas (both parents were American college professors without a drop of Spanish blood) and grew up in Massachusetts. In 2011, her parents retired to Majorca, Spain. Hilaria and Alex have five children- ALL with Spanish names! By all accounts, Hilaria is an exceptional mother and excellent yoga instructor- so her desire to be perceived as Spanish is even more disconcerting! Do her children think they are Spanish? We’ll let Alec figure that out.

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