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FRANKENSTEIN HAS THE LAST LAUGH

Okay, this is absolutely the LAST Halloween photo for this year- but we couldn’t resist this one because Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian are dressed as Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein and he is actually SMILING (perhaps laughing!) instead of scowling. He looks waaay happier than he did at his own wedding…

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TRAVIS BARKER: BUSINESS AS USUAL

We have long observed that it takes a LOT to get Travis Barker to smile. Don’t hold your breath. He even remained dead-pan at his own wedding, while Kourtney enjoyed the humor in the situation. Thus it was no surprise when Travis was seen driving today with a skeleton in the passenger seat of his truck – and he looked as SERIOUS as ever…

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IS VICTORIA BECKHAM SMILING?

Victoria Beckham is in New York where she has business meetings for her fashion collection. Her clothing has received much praise from celebrities and fashion experts, but the business continues to lose money – almost 60 million dollars over the last four years. David Beckham just MIGHT be getting tired of bankrolling his wife’s company, because he always helps out when money is tight. There is even a chance that the Beckhams could lose their majority stake in the company if finances don’t improve. Fashion observers think Victoria’s prices are simply too high for her fans. Meanwhile Victoria continues to wear her mask and we predict she will be among the LAST to give up mask-wearing, because no one can see if she’s smiling or not!

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VANESSA PARADIS: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF A SMILE

Vanessa Paradis has always been adorable, and she’s always been (gently) teased about the gap in her teeth (Years ago, model Lauren Hutton made such gaps perfectly acceptable.) Vanessa, 47, shrugs off comments with “I was born this way – why change it?” and her ex-partner Johnny Depp never complained. We’ve seen many photos of Vanessa smiling with her mouth shut, but at the Deauville American Film Festival she must have been particularly happy – and had a BIG smile. We can’t help thinking she’d look a whole lot better with some cosmetic dentistry. What do YOU think?

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VICTORIA BECKHAM IS TEACHING HARPER HOW NOT TO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA

Looks like Victoria Beckham has decided it’s time to teach her little girl Harper, 9, the art of not smiling for the camera. Back in the late 90’s when Victoria was Posh Spice, she smiled frequently. BUT when Victoria went into the fashion business, those smiles disappeared and it is said she stopped smiling in public around 2001. (She didn’t even smile at the Royal Wedding.) It was also noted that her fashion success contributed to her smile avoidance. Now that Harper is getting interested in fashion, she might as well start practicing the closed-mouth smile with turned up corners. But those dimples give her away!

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KANYE WEST TEACHES NORTH WHEN IT’S OKAY TO SMILE

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It hasn’t been easy, but Kanye West is teaching his little girl Nori NOT to smile. North West is generally a happy baby, full of laughter, so it’s a challenge. Of course, the LAST thing Kanye wants is a daughter who is NOT Cool. So the smiling, especially in the presence of paparazzi, has to stop. They are on their way to a children’s play center in London so Nori will presumably be allowed to smile once they are inside and having fun.

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