Shoes!

EVA LONGORIA IS SURPRISED TO FIND HER YEEZY HEELS STEAMING UP

To be honest, we are floored by the notion that Kanye West is now designing women’s shoes – AND that people are BUYING them! Everything Kanye knows about women’s shoes he has undoubtedly learned from his wife and her sisters. Rather limited experience. Sneakers are one thing – how wrong can you go with those? But Kanye is putting his name on high heels and we can’t help but laugh. His collection is dominated by PVC plastic and Eva Longoria wore a pair out last night and she was surprised to find them fogging up from the heat. Her feet don’t look that happy either….

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By Janet / August 14, 2018

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Cannes Film Festival Kristen Stewart Shoes! Women's Rights

FINALLY – A REASON TO LIKE KRISTEN STEWART!

It’s not about the hair- it’s about her FEET! Kristen Stewart, who always seems so disinterested in everything, surprised us by stepping up to the plate for women’s rights in Cannes! Back in 2015 women were appalled when they were BANNED from the red carpet for WEARING FLAT SHOES! The incident made the whole festival look archaic and insulting to women. This year Kristen tested the waters and went barefoot and carried her shoes on one carpet and last night she defiantly WORE FLAT SHOES. She said “If men don’t have to wear heels, why should WE? She wants equal rights. Nobody asked her to leave.

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By Janet / May 18, 2018

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Diva Mariah Carey Shoes! Spoiled

MARIAH CAREY IS TOO IMPORTANT TO FASTEN HER OWN SHOES

Mariah Carey seems to be the only one really showing off in Hollywood lately and it’s surprising because she used to be so private. But having a reality show AND being jilted by a billionaire CAN make one more outgoing and self-aggrandizing. Mariah stopped by the Kardashians favorite Epione clinic (we predict bigger lips in her future) and afterward went shopping in Beverly Hills. In the course of the day she changed clothes THREE times so one might assume there were cameras on her. She continued her act of calculated narcissism into an expensive shoe salon where she REFUSED TO LIFT A FINGER. While she sipped wine, AN EMPLOYEE KNELT AND FASTENED THE SHOES she was interested in on her feet. Maybe her velvet biker jacket was so tight she couldn’t lean over…

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By Janet / February 19, 2017

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Height Challenged Shoes! Tom Cruise

TOM CRUISE IS WALKING TALL IN LONDON

Tom Cruise flashed a confident smile at paparazzi in London as he was leaving a place called Chiltern Firehouse. One naughty paparazzi noted that Tom looked a tad taller than usual and shot a close-up of Tom’s high heel boots. A very expensive men’s store in Beverly Hills provides Tom with height enhancing built-op footwear.

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By Janet / May 20, 2014

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Lady Gaga Shoes!

LADY GAGA PREFERS AT LEAST NINE INCHES

In case you’ve ever wondered where Lady Gaga gets her amazing platform shoes – most are custom made by former Versace designer Brian Atwood. The 5’1” singer needs all the help she can get – especially when she’s wearing an evening gown with a train at an award show. According to Atwood, Gaga is fearless and can walk in taller heels than anyone else he knows. Gaga’s evening gown heel height is a dizzying NINE inches. Among Gaga’s most freakish shoes were 12 inchers designed for her fragrance launch.

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By Janet / April 21, 2014

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Sarah Jessica Parker Shoes!

SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS HAD MORE SHOE EXPERIENCE THAN MOST OF US

Sarah Jessica Parker must have found herself with time on her hands because she started thinking about shoes. Her Sex & The City character Carrie was obsessed with ridiculously expensive Manolo Blahnik footwear and she pranced around in hundreds of pairs during the course of the show. Not long ago Sarah got the urge to design a collection and when she approached the Manolo company they jumped at the chance to work with her. What’s makes Sarah’s SJP line different from the usual Manolos is the price ($195 to $485) and the fact that they are COMFORTABLE. Sarah told O Magazine that the sexy but functional shoes will be made in Italy and the collection will debut February 28.

By Janet / January 15, 2014

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Jessica Simpson Shoes!

JESSICA SIMPSON MIGHT BE TURNING INTO A TIGHTWAD

Jessica Simpson used to buy extravagant gifts for her friends at places like Barneys, but things have changed. Her clothing and accessory collections aren’t selling quite as well as they have in the past, and her family is expanding, so she‘s cutting corners. Her friends have noted than nowadays Jessica pulls shoes or something from her own fashion lines that she doesn’t have to pay for, and gives them as gifts.

By Janet / November 10, 2013

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Cannes Film Festival Fashion Julianne Moore Shoes!

JULIANNE MOORE IS HAPPY FROM THE ANKLES UP

It’s the opening night of the Cannes Film Festival and celebrities in exquisite gowns had to dodge a few raindrops. But rain wasn’t Julianne Moore’s biggest problem- her tootsies were squealing for mercy in those ill fitting strappy high heels. We had to laugh at the close-up of her feet in this photo.

By Janet / May 15, 2013

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Kanye West Khloe Kardashian Kim Kardashian Kitten Shoes!

KIM KARDASHIAN SIMPLY HAS NO USE FOR ANIMALS

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Here’s Kim Kardashian filming her reality show in Miami along with her sister Khloe while trying to convince fans that she likes animals. She grew increasingly uncomfortable as she carried a tiny white Persian kitten that struggled and squirmed to get away. She held it by the neck to keep it from escaping and finally gave up and switched with Khloe- Kim carried the iced teas and Khloe carried the kitten. By the way, Kanye West supposedly designed Kim’s peculiar white shoes…

By Janet / September 16, 2012

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Alana Thompson Here Comes Honey Boo Boo School Shoes!

HONEY BOO BOO WORE HEELS TO SCHOOL BUT LEFT HER TIARA AT HOME

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Seven year old Honey Boo Boo, AKA Alana Thompson, started school this week in Georgia like many children, but she couldn’t resist spicing up her drab school outfit with silver heels. Judging by how tight her clothes look, her pageant days might be behind her. But she’ll have a lot to share on “show and tell” day…

By Janet / September 12, 2012

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