Range Rover

JESSICA SIMPSON IS LEARNING A FEW THINGS FROM FOOTBALLER ERIC JOHNSON

Eric Johnson is attempting to contribute more than just his charming sportive persona to Jessica Simpson’s life. He’s made up his mind to turn her green. Eric drives a hybrid car and he’s made it clear he’s not thrilled with Jessica’s souped up Range Rover. He already replaced all the light bulbs in her house with the watt savers, he’s cut their water consumption, and is devising new recycling methods for her. Thanks to Eric, Jessica is cultivating an environmental conscience.

VICTORIA BECKHAM HIRED TO “FEMINIZE” RANGE ROVERS

Who do you turn to if women aren’t buying enough of your product? Victoria Beckham, of course. She knows what women want. Range Rover wants to up their appeal to female customers, so they’re introducing a new model SUV with the posh sounding French name Epoque. Victoria has been hired to contribute her design ideas to feminize the car. The Beckam designed luxury vehicle will of course be slimmer and lighter (and more efficient) than other models, and the interior will be aimed at women. We assume that means magnifying make up mirrors for passengers and VERY IMPORTANT deluxe handbag holders.