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CHER: IT WAS NO EASY TASK PULLING THIS LOOK TOGETHER FOR BURLESQUE PREMIER

Did anyone happen to notice how incredibly complicated Cher’s dress at the London premier of “Burlesque” was? It actually diverted attention away from the movie’s disappointing boxoffice performance. Cher’s goth-inspired Julian McDonald gown was customized to give her a little more skirt coverage but as you can see by the back and front views it must be a chore to put the outfit together. Adding to the fun was the tiny piece of tape near Cher’s earring that had observers speculating that her flawless neck and face might be pulled back with tape under her wig. Imagine how many hours Cher spent getting ready for this event – Burlesque producers should give her a bonus.

“BLACK SWAN” STAR MILA KUNIS: IS MACAULAY CULKIN LURKING IN THE SHADOWS?

Okay, we know that Mila Kunis prefers to keep her private life VERY private, but we’re concerned about the absence of her boyfriend of eight years, Macaulay Culkin, at her movie premiers. Mila’s “Black Swan” costar Natalie Portman kept her boyfriend, choreographer Benjamin Millepied, off the red carpet and avoided photos together, but connected with him afterward at the party. So far the movie has had several premiers and no one has spotted Mac. The fact that Mila’s career is blossoming and Macaulay’s is not might be a problem, but we hope not. They seem like a sweet well matched couple.

SWEET RACHEL MCADAMS AND HER DIABOLICAL SHOES AT “MORNING GLORY” PREMIER

The New York premier of “Morning Glory” brought out all the stars including adorable Rachel McAdams, Jeff Goldblum, and Diane Keaton. We’re looking forward to seeing this comedy – hopefully, it’s as good as it looks. Meanwhile Rachel’s cruel looking shoes were the talk of the red carpet. The seven inch metal heel is reinforced and leather strapped to her foot. Not a walking shoe.

WILLOW AND JADEN KNOCKED THEMSELVES OUT FOR TOKYO

Their stylists outdid themselves when Jaden,12, and Willow Smith,10, appeared in Tokyo for the premier of Jaden’s movie “Karate Kid.” They didn’t hold back on the studs and skulls and crosses because fashion is very important in Japan. Fans there loved the Smith kids and paid scant attention to Jaden’s costar Jackie Chan. Will and Jada just stayed in the background as well, and surrendered the limelight to the next generation.

ANGELINA JOLIE WANTS TO MEET RUSSIAN SPY ANNA CHAPMAN

Angelina Jolie has personally requested that sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman be invited to the Moscow premier of her movie “Salt,” because she hopes to meet her. The NY Post says that the movie’s local promoters are trying to locate Anna who is presumably being interrogated by her superiors along with the nine other deported agents. Her exact location is not known. Moscow film promoters aim to please Angelina so they’ve sent an invitation to Anna’s last home address in Russia and hope for the best. Angelina plays a CIA Agent suspected of being a double agent in the movie and Anna’s presence at the premier would bring an avalanche of publicity for “Salt.” There’s always the chance also, that Angelina would like to bring Anna’s story to the big screen.

ROB PATTINSON: WHEN YOU’RE REALLY HOT, NO ABS ARE NECESSARY

Apparently the difficult to please French are every bit as enamored with Robert Pattinson as we are. So if he thinks he can walk around Paris unmolested, he’s got another think coming. Rob gave a long interview to the French Premiere about the inner workings of his new Twilight movie “Eclipse” and French readers hung on every word. And keep in mind, Rob is the object of obsession for uncountable women, and he has never shown his abs. We love him even more for that.