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HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK. DO YOU WANT THEM BACK?

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How the mighty have fallen. Perhaps you remember that annoying couple Spencer and Heidi from a few years ago? They did almost ANYTHING to get publicity for themselves and called photographers every time they left the house. In 2010, Heidi’s mother Darlene paid the pair a surprise visit and she got into a big argument with Heidi – her mother never liked Spencer and she was upset over Heidi’s extensive plastic surgery. Darlene refused to leave and the squabble got SO heated that Spencer called police to escort the mother out of the house. Heidi and her mother didn’t speak again until recently. Spencer immediately started trying to sell photos of Heidi and her mom reunited along with the story that their feud is over. He was shocked to learn that no one seems to CARE any more and readers aren’t interested! These two might actually have to go out and get JOBS!

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HOW DID HAROLD SMITH SHOOT RONNI CHASEN FROM A BICYCLE?

Incredulous reporters quizzed the Beverly Hills police at their press conference today – everyone was flabbergasted to hear that the bullets that killed Ronni Chasen match the gun that Harold Smith used to kill himself. Cops theorized that Smith was desperate for money and it was a random robbery gone bad- ON A BICYCLE! LAPD has yet to turn over the bike to the Beverly Hills cops. Harold was certainly a good shot, but why didn’t he grab Ronni’s handbag on the seat next to her? Beverly Hills police played down the fact that they got the Harold Smith lead from America’s Most Wanted who received a call from a tipster. (Presumably the tipster will collect the $125,000 reward.) There are still a LOT of unanswered questions here so don’t put the Beverly Hills cops on a pedestal yet.

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WHO KILLED RONNI CHASEN?

This has been the number one subject in Hollywood this week, and five days after the murder we still don’t know much. From day one, the police suspected it was a deliberate hit instead of a random act, and nothing they’ve discovered has changed that assumption. But why wouldn’t an assassin TRY to cover up the motive and make it LOOK like a robbery? The Beverly Hills police are scrutinizing the videos they picked up from sources near the killing, but they’re dead silent. It’s interesting that the BH police have refused help offered from other agencies and insist they will solve the crime themselves. (Granted, they don’t get many opportunities to solve crimes in that town.) Everybody assumes there’s a juicy story behind this murder – involving big money, ego, sex, who knows WHAT. Did Ronni harbor a piece of volatile information? TMZ seems to have dropped the ball on this one – with all their legal connections, we’d expect SOMETHING. The New York Post says Ronni told a friend last year that she thought someone was “following her.” Do any of you readers have a story about Ronni you want to share, or a theory, or actual information?

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FORMER TV COP ERIK ESTRADA IS NOW A REAL DEPUTY SHERIFF

We had no idea that since we saw him on “Armed & Famous” with La Toya Jackson in 2006, Erik Estrada has become a real officer of the law! He trained to become a cop for the TV series in Muncie, Indiana, and when the show was cancelled, he STAYED and continued training. Last year he was made Deputy Sheriff and he’s part of a task force investigating internet crimes against children. Erik aims to become a US Federal Marshall. When he dies, the former CHiPs star hopes to be buried in his police uniform.

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ALEC BALDWIN TO COP: “THAT PAPARAZZI ASSAULTED ME!”

Alec Baldwin needs anger management ASAP. He returned home after work today and a photographer ran up and inquired about his “health” (after the emergency room visit last night.) Baldwin insisted the photographer had made physical contact with him and told the doorman to call the police.The police arrived and Baldwin insisted the paparazzi had “assaulted” him. He became agitated and lunged at the photographer and police had to pull them apart. Somewhere, Kim Basinger is laughing to herself.

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