Plastic Surgery

ANTI-VAX PLASTIC SURGERY TWINS BOTH DEAD FROM COVID

French born identical twins Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff were European television personalities who fascinated us mainly because of their extreme and much DENIED overdose of plastic surgery. (Plastic surgery victims in Europe leave Hollywood victims in the dust!) We didn’t realize their lives were as loony as their looks. They gained TV fame by hosting several popular shows about science and science fiction. Both brothers claimed to have PHDs and they managed to get physics articles published in reputable journals that turned out to be highly questionable and “suffering from a serious lack of coherence.” These shenanigans and their appearance at a Cannes Film Festival brought them considerable notoriety. In December, the unvaccinated twins both died of Covid six days apart at the age of 72.

TERESA GIUDICE: PLASTIC SURGERY OR PHOTOSHOP?

New Jersey Real Housewife Teresa Giudice posted the top photo of herself shortly after she commented that she was surprised that no one seemed to notice that she got the “tip of her nose tweaked” a few months ago. Indeed, the “tweak” looks good! But judging by the BOTTOM photo (with her boyfriend Luis Ruelas at Craig’s in May) it SEEMS like she might have gotten just a bit more than a nose tweak… What do you think?

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WHO CAME FIRST? LIL’ KIM OR RODRIGO ALVES?

Seeing Lil’ Kim at the BET Awards last night reminded us that she has a lookalike. Actually a blonde lookalike. It’s Rodrigo Alves. Remember the guy who had all that plastic surgery to look like what he thought was the ideal man? Last year Rodrigo decided he’s rather be a girl and he had a whole lot MORE plastic surgery to feminize his looks. Maybe he was a huge fan of Lil Kim because there IS a strong resemblance in a blonde sort of way…

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THE WEEKND LOOKS LIKE A GREAT CATCH

The Weeknd must be between girlfriends because he turned up at The Billboard Awards beautifully dressed and quite elegant- and provocatively available. We’ve grown accustomed to The Weeknd looking like an accident that just happened. For awhile he promoted his Blinding Lights video by walking around with a bandaged and bloody face – as if he was the victim of a drunk driving accident. After that he was seen around town looking like a plastic surgery addict inspired by his Save Your Tears video. He had a creative makeup artist give him the face of a person with a tight facelift, a severe nose job, and puffed lips. We almost forgot that he’s actually a nice looking guy…who took home a pile of Billboard trophies.

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JERSEY SHORE’S PAULY D: TOTAL MAKEOVER …OR JUST A DYE JOB?

Jersey Shore’s Pauly D has a whole new look, so naturally The Sun tabloid called in a plastic surgeon to figure out what he might have had done to change his face. Often women change their hair color or cut to distract attention when they have had plastic surgery. So it’s interesting that Pauly just grew a beard and dyed his hair blond before showing off his new look. The cosmetic surgeon decided that Pauly must have had an eyelift and fillers, along with “abdominal etching” on his abs (not shown here.) The Jersey Shore gang LOVES spending their money on cosmetic procedures – the girls have had a lot done, and Ronnie had lipo on his six-pack abs via The Doctors show also.

Photo: Instagram

JESSICA ALVES LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN OKTOBERFEST BARMAID

Okay, some of you are a bit annoyed that we keep featuring photos of Jessica (formerly Rodrigo) Alves, but Jessica’s photos are the most astonishing available at our small budget. Above, Jessica is walking around in London and we can only IMAGINE the reaction of people on the street. Apparently Jessica has body dysmorphia and while attempting to perfect her looks, does NOT realize how unusual her appearance IS. Certainly Jessica enjoys attention, but she obviously doesn’t realize her desire to be beautiful has gotten WAY out of hand…

Photo: Jessica posted this on Instagram

PEE-WEE HERMAN WILL NEVER GET OLD!

Hollywood celebrities are NOT happy since most of the plastic surgery offices have closed down for nonessential procedures due to coronavirus. Social isolation would be the perfect time to recover from a facelift! There are some nurses making house calls with injectibles, but no liposuction or nose jobs are happening. Maybe Paul Reubens could offer some inspiration – for his last Pee-wee Herman movie, Pee-wee’s Big Holiday in 2016, Paul wanted to look younger without surgery, so he used the tape technique you can see above.

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RODDY ALVES: “IT’S HARD WORK TO BE A WOMAN”

He once identified as a “human Ken doll” but Roddy Alves felt more like a Barbie and now he’s having all his male plastic surgery reversed. Alves recently survived having his adam’s apple removed, his hairline lowered, and “facial feminization” surgery including a shaved jawline. His nose has almost disappeared, but Roddy is having fun shopping in the women’s department. It now takes him two hours to get dressed to go out in the evening…

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PARIS HILTON CHANGED HER MIND ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY

Paris Hilton’s favorite holiday is Halloween because there are so many parties and opportunities to wear sexy costumes. She attended the Casamigos party looking like a dance hall girl from the old west. Back in the early 2000’s when Paris was followed like Kim Kardashian is today, she said that she never had, and didn’t want, any form of plastic surgery. “Maybe when I’m 60!” Times change! Nowadays Paris, 38, is flaunting considerable new cleavage, and refuses to comment…

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WELCOME TO THE “PLASTIC WORLD” OF RODRIGO ALVES

Who doesn’t have a secret fascination for plastic surgery and all its possibilities? We find it almost impossible NOT to document the evolution of cosmetic surgery addict Rodrigo Alves. His nose keeps getting smaller and his lips keep getting bigger. Known as “The Human Ken Doll,” Alves has developed a career as a European television personality just by talking about his dozens of surgical procedures – some successful, some not so much. He recently released a music video called Plastic World with his plastic surgeon boyfriend Giacomo Urtis and it is hilariously awful. Use link below to see it:

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