Plastic Surgeon

KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S PLASTIC SURGEON IS RED HOT

We’ve been pondering the REAL reason behind Khloe Kardashian’s unnecessary announcement that she just had a cancerous tumor (?) removed from her cheek by plastic surgeon Dr Garth Fisher. Certainly no one would have noticed she had ANYTHING done without this abundance of publicity. Her skin problem was the size of a pea, hidden by her hair, and barely visible- especially considering her obsession with photoshopping all her pics. Perhaps she announced this procedure simply to give Garth Fisher favorable publicity. Fans will assume Fisher was the surgeon who gave Khloe her new face awhile back, and they will be lined up outside his office. Can’t hurt to have a grateful plastic surgeon in your life!

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DR 90210 IS A LIVE WIRE

Is this an off-duty Chippendale’s dancer turning on the charm outside Boa steakhouse in Beverly Hills? Believe it or not, you’re looking at hotshot plastic surgeon Dr Robert Rey, also known as Dr 90210 on his reality series. The doctor has always had eccentric fashion sense, but outdid himself in this fishnet shirt and leather pants! Here he’s getting playful with the paparazzi.

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DID THE LATE PLASTIC SURGEON DR FRANK RYAN HAVE A SECRET GIRLFRIEND? SO SHE SAYS

Dr Frank Ryan’s shocking death has taken a mysterious turn since self-described “Celebrity Publicist” Charmaine Blake popped up, claiming to be his ex-girlfriend and having inside information on his death. Charmaine told People she lived with Frank from 2003 to 2006, but it was a well kept secret. Since police had already announced that Ryan had tweeted a photo of his dog before the crash, it wasn’t hard to guess that might have CAUSED the crash. Charmaine authoritatively declared that texting is what killed the plastic surgeon. She’s probably right, but it’s a logical guess. (If Ryan’s jeep had had a roof he might have survived the crash.) The late Dr Ryan will tragically become the poster boy for texting while driving. And Charmaine got her own name out there.

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