Organic Liaison

KIRSTIE ALLEY LOSES WEIGHT FOR THE MONEY

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Kirstie on the TODAY show
Kirstie Alley is the picture of desperation. We always found her appealing as a performer, but Scientology and her continuous and illogical weight claims have made her less likeable. Eight or ten years ago Kirstie lost weight and credited Jenny Craig (for which she was undoubtedly paid an enormous amount of money.) Her ads appeared to be photoshopped, and it wasn’t long before she gained everything back. Then she introduced her Scientology backed weight loss program called Organic Liaison and claimed IT helped her lose the weight again. The Organic Liaison storefront in Los Feliz failed to attract customers despite Kirstie’s flashy grand opening. Kirstie plumped up once more. Now Kirstie is BACK on TV promoting Jenny Craig again! Can we believe ANYTHING she says?

THE JUDGE DECIDED KIRSTIE ALLEY DIDN’T TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT “ORGANIC LIAISON”

A big setback for Kirstie Alley and Scientology. A customer of Kirstie’s weight loss program “Organic Liaison” filed a lawsuit charging the Scientology backed company with false advertising. Kirstie claimed to have lost 100 pounds using her product, but the dissatisfied customer pointed out that Kirstie actually lost the weight by dieting and exercising and rehearsing for “Dancing with the Stars.” Kirstie’s high powered Scientology lawyer tried to get the suit dismissed, but the judge ruled against her. Kirstie had to pay the disgruntled customer $130,000 and she has to re-word the ads for her product. No doubt customers will lose faith in the system and the Los Feliz store will be emptier than ever.

KIRSTIE ALLEY’S NEW BEST FRIEND: SUPER DUPER BODY CONTROL SPANX

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Kirstie Alley is obsessed with winning “Dancing With The Stars” this time around and she’s taking it very seriously. Not only is she rehearsing endlessly and actually watching what she eats, but she had a very important request for the wardrobe department. She asked for customized heavy-duty Spanx that won’t show under her dance costumes no matter how high she kicks. Kirstie is still pushing her Scientology backed Organic Liaison diet products and she can’t afford to look chubby or people might think it doesn’t work….

KELLY PRESTON SAYS KIRSTIE ALLEY’S DIET AID HELPED HER LOSE WEIGHT HMMM….

Kelly Preston is making a valiant effort to bail out Kirstie Alley’s faltering Organic Liaison diet program. Kirstie opened her diet business in March in the Silverlake area of LA but despite looking inviting, the shop is almost always empty. Neighboring business wonder how they pay the rent. (Clue: Scientology) Kirstie claims to have lost 100 pounds this year with her own product, but she doesn’t look it. Kelly had problems losing baby weight after giving birth to Benjamin last year at the age of 48. Now Kelly is trumpeting the fact that she lost 39 pounds and credits Kirstie’s powdered diet aid. It remains to be seen if this will influence customers to come running to the diet store.

KIRSTIE ALLEY CREDITS HER DIET PRODUCTS FOR WEIGHT LOSS, NOT DANCE REHEARSALS

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Kirstie Alley is even smarter than she looks. She opened her Organic Liaison diet store in Los Angeles just as she was starting on Dancing With The Stars. All those rehearsals have helped her lose a lot of weight, but she’s crediting her diet products. Kirstie has been on QVC selling her Organic Liaison supplements with great success since she started on DWTS. Besides the sudden popularity of her diet items, she has two offers for new TV series – from HBO and TV Land. Whether or not she’s the last dancer standing in this competition, she’s walking away a winner.

JENNY CRAIG IS NO FAN OF KIRSTIE ALLEY

We hear that the people who run Jenny Craig are not at ALL happy with Kirstie Alley since she started her own diet plan. Kirstie claimed to have lost 80 pounds while she was spokesperson for Jenny Craig but her weight yo-yo’d up and down as she fought the urge to overeat. When she parted ways with Jenny, Kirstie had regained most of her poundage. While she was working with Jenny, Kirstie asked a LOT of questions about all their techniques and recommendations. Not long after she left, Kirstie used the knowledge she acquired at Jenny Craig and started her OWN weight loss system – “Organic Liaison” – in partnership with Scientology friends. Jenny Craig feels BURNED – Kirstie not only embarrassed them when she gained weight as their spokesperson, but she went off and opened her own competitive business! Now Jenny Craig is being very careful about selecting new spokespeople.

KIRSTIE ALLEY AND THE SCIENTOLOGISTS WERE DANCING IN THE STREET

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Kirstie Alley took time off from dancing to open her Organic Liaison store on Vermont Avenue in LA but she managed to get the whole neighborhood riled up. Vermont was blocked off for Kirstie’s loud street party – the music could be heard 3 blocks away. What she DIDN’T do was invite any of her neighbors or other shop owners who were inconvenienced and angry. Of course she DID invite plenty of Scientologists. The diet foods store is located not far from the massive Scientology complex in the neighborhood. (The cult bought what used to be a huge hospital and all the surrounding buildings for their headquarters. (taxfree!) Looks to us like dieting another sneaky way to lure and convert people, like their so-called drug rehabs.

KIRSTIE ALLEY IS COUNTING ON MAXSIM TO DANCE THE POUNDS AWAY

Kirstie Alley’s “Organic Liaison” Scientology diet plan apparently didn’t work for her, so she’s hoping to knock off the pounds while rehearsing for “Dancing with the Stars.” Fortunately she has a big strong dance partner, Maxsim Chermovsky, to push her around the floor. We’re thinking this might actually work for her because Maxsim can teach her the art of self-discipline. Not much chance of Maxsim romancing his partner this season…..

KIRSTIE ALLEY INSISTS HER “ORGANIC LIAISON” IS HELPING HER LOSE WEIGHT

We’re not sure that Kirstie Alley looks thirty pounds thinner like she claims, but she IS utilizing that old visual trick of hanging out with people bigger than she is. Kirstie and her Chubby Buddy workout partner, Jim, took a yoga class together. She should be highly motivated to get thin these days: nobody will buy Kirstie’s weight loss product, Organic Liaison, if she doesn’t lose weight herself.

KIRSTIE ALLEY DOESN’T HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH

It looks like Kirstie Alley’s protests that Scientology is NOT involved in her weight loss system are going unheeded. Too many clues point to Scientology getting into the weight loss/ herbal supplements business. And why not? They’ve got Kirstie Alley to sell the system (IF she manages to lose weight on it) and her new TV series to continuously promote Organic Liaison (which already sounds like a Scientology name.) Also, please remember that Scientologists are encouraged to LIE about anything unpleasant related to the church. L Ron Hubbard would be proud.