OJ Simpson

OJ SIMPSON ASPIRES TO APPEAR ON ANGER MANAGEMENT WITH CHARLIE SHEEN

OJ Simpson is looking forward to costarring on “Anger Management” with Charlie Sheen if he manages to get out of his 33 year sentence at the Correctional Center outside Reno, Nevada. OJ’s rep (yes, he still has “people”) contacted a producer on the FX show about OJ joining the cast and he loved the idea. OJ would play a convict in Charlie’s prison therapy group who’s resentful about his incarceration. When you think about it, it WOULD be hard to resist watching Sheen and OJ onscreen together. But the backstage moments of the two egomaniacs are what interest US. The gossip possibilities are endless. The whole OJ comeback idea depends on two factors: OJ’s early release and the FX network okaying the idea. Still, we’d much rather see OJ languish in jail.
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PAULA DEEN: HER BIGGEST CRIME OF ALL

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Can you imagine OJ Simpson contacting the National Enquirer from prison to tell them to leave Paula Deen alone? It happened. OJ felt the need to defend her in the racism scandal: “Give Paula a break – she deserves a second chance.” Apparently Paula was extremely HOSPITABLE to OJ when the double murderer visited her restaurant The Lady & Sons in Georgia in 2002! And THAT is the worst crime of all! She served up a banquet for him and simpered that she never believed he was guilty!! What kind of person rolls out the red carpet for OJ SIMPSON? Suddenly we don’t care if they throw the book at Paula- she’s guilty of gross stupidity at the VERY least. And having OJ Simpson in her corner is about as helpful as having Charles Manson on her side.

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OJ SIMPSON HAS OFFICIALLY LOST HIS LOOKS

At last. Double murderer OJ Simpson has finally lost the one thing he always thought he could count on – HIS LOOKS! Prison life has fattened him up and aged the once incredibly handsome movie star face and if anyone ever didn’t deserve to be good-looking it’s HIM. Another few years and we won’t recognize OJ…

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KATO KAELIN MIGHT HAVE HAD A VERY DIFFERENT LIFE IF HE’D TOLD THE TRUTH

Whenever we ran into Kato Kaelin through the years, we couldn’t help thinking “You could have been a HERO!” After the OJ Simpson trial we made a point of telling him that, but since then we only think it. He’s a likeable guy but proved himself to be a COWARD when he avoided saying anything during the trial that might make OJ look guilty. For a long time after the trial, he was despised by people appalled by the injustice to Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, and fact that smirking murderer OJ was set free. Apparently Kato was scared stiff of telling the whole truth – but if he HAD, he would have been celebrated for the rest of his life for getting a vicious murderer locked up. Kato’s future might have been very different. Last we heard, Kato had an online sports show at FilmOn.com. Meanwhile, we’re curious to find out where Cindy Adams got that quote from Kato in her column today declaring OJ guilty – Kato denies all.

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BAD NEWS FOR OJ SIMPSON IS ALWAYS GOOD NEWS !



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Have Arnelle Simpson’s feelings about her father OJ Simpson changed? OJ blames HER for the fact that his lavish home in Florida is in foreclosure because she failed to pay the mortgage for two years while he’s in the slammer. He turned his $25,000 a month NFL pension over to his oldest daughter Arnelle, and the mortgage payment was $3,133 a month. According to The Daily Mail, OJ accuses Arnelle of squandering his money on shopping sprees and alcohol consumption. (Can’t IMAGINE where she picked up those bad habits!) A source revealed that Arnelle has lost respect for her father and she is quietly planning to buy a condo in Los Angeles.

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GOOD NEWS: OJ SIMPSON WAS BEATEN UP IN PRISON! BAD NEWS: HE SURVIVED!

If anyone every deserved to be miserable, it’s OJ Simpson. We were happy to her that the egotistical double murderer got a harsh beating from other prisoners at Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center. According to the Enquirer, he was targeted by a group of white supremacists because he was heard bragging about his success with beautiful white women and he said that once they had sex with him, they never wanted to sleep with white guys again. Racist skinheads waited for an opportunity in the exercise yard and jumped OJ – they gave him such a beating that he ended up in the infirmary for two and a half weeks. Prison officials tried to keep it quiet, but now he pays other inmates to be his bodyguards.

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OJ SIMPSON: YOUR FOOTBALL CAREER DOESN’T MATTER ANY MORE

Other prisoners are supposedly “in awe” of OJ Simpson at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, but he doesn’t ALWAYS get what he wants. Sources say a group of gay prisoners nicknamed “The Girls” cater to the killer and gIve him massages whenever he’s in the mood. Recently OJ filed a request with the warden and asked to be allowed to watch both Monday night football games on TV after lights out “because he still holds the record for most yards gained in a season opener and it’s special to him.” Warden’s response: DENIED.

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ARNELLE SIMPSON IS IN HOT WATER FOR SPENDING OJ’S HIDDEN MONEY

While OJ Simpson is serving 19 to 33 years in a Nevada prison, his daughter Arnelle, 41, (from his first marriage) has been living high on the hog in Florida although she hasn’t had a steady job in five years. Now she’s been sued in Miami federal court and accused of hiding and spending the $780,000 OJ received as an advance for his unpublished book “If I Did It.” According to the National Enquirer, OJ set up a Florida corporation to secretly receive the advance money and Arnelle is the company president. Arnelle recently returned from a seven week trip to Europe and we’re guessing Fred Goldman, still owed millions in his civil suit against OJ, will be very interested in her court case.

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FRED GOLDMAN IS PICKING ON OJ SIMPSON AGAIN

Fred Goldman is a real hero in our eyes because he never gives up. OJ Simpson wouldn’t be sitting in prison right now if it weren’t for Fred Goldman, the father of Ron Goldman, who was murdered by OJ along with Nicole Simpson. After winning a civil suit against OJ and 33 million dollars in restitution, Fred relentlessly pursued OJ for the money and OJ was in the act of concealing his income when he was arrested for armed robbery. Anyway, Fred has NOT stopped the much-deserved harassment – now he’s filed suit against OJ’s lawyer – he wants the suit OJ was wearing (above) when he was acquitted of murder. Let’s hope he wins the suit, auctions it off for a lot of money, and keeps up the fight!

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