Murder

GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL

We’ve never seen anyone happier to be out of prison! Now that she’s free, the notorious Gypsy Rose Blanchard is hoping to embark on a nationwide speaking tour – once she gets permission from her parole officer. Gypsy was just released after serving 8.5 years of her ten-year sentence for her involvement in the murder of her mother, Dee Dee. The fascinating Munchausen by proxy story captivated the nation, with tales of Dee Dee forcing Gypsy to undergo countless medical procedures to gain sympathy and money from the unsuspecting public. Gypsy has many followers, and she already arranged a speaking tour where she will reveal never before heard stories and answer audience questions.

LADY GAGA: A NEW YORK ITALIAN GIRL’S DREAM COMES TRUE

Lady Gaga’s dreams must have come true when she was cast in this Gucci movie, now filming in Italy. First of all, the character she plays, Patrizia Reggiani, the Italian socialite who married and later murdered Maurizio Gucci, is QUITE an eccentric. Patrizia was known to shop the fanciest neighborhood in Milan loaded with gaudy jewelry, movie star sunglasses, with a pet Macaw perched on her shoulder. She was described as having a “strong personality” and meddled relentlessly in her husband’s business. When he left her for another woman, she threatened to kill him several times, and finally hired a hitman to do it in 1995. Three hours after the shooting she had the girlfriend booted out of Maurizio’s house. She swears she’s innocent, but was convicted of the crime and is already out on parole, complaining that she has to shop at Zara now because she has no money. It all went to Maurizio’s children. Costarring in the film are Jeremy Irons, Jared Leto, and Al Pacino as other Guccis. Above, 5’1″ Lady Gaga (in white fur hat) and the ill-fated Mauricio (played by 6’2″ Adam Driver in white turtleneck) were filmed skiing in the Italian Alps in happier days.

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NOBODY WALKS IN PLATFORMS BETTER THAN LADY GAGA

Lady Gaga might have walked out of her Rome hotel unrecognized if it weren’t for those astonishingly high platform shoes. It’s amazing that she isn’t hanging on to anyone or anything with those bumpy streets. Mariah Carey always needs several men to help her walk when she wears similar shoes. Gaga is In Italy filming her scandalous Gucci movie – it’s based on a book titled The House of Gucci: A Sensational Story of Murder, Madness, Glamour, and Greed. Gaga stars as Italian socialite Patrizia Reggiani, the ex-wife of Maurizio Gucci, grandson of the Gucci founder. Patrizia was tried and convicted of arranging the bloody assassination of her husband in 1995. Note that Gaga’s not wearing a single piece of Gucci – even her handbag is Valentino.

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NO ONE IS MOURNING THE LOSS OF PHIL SPECTOR

There’s no denying that in his early years Phil Spector wrote and produced some delightful music. We LOVED the Ronettes, Ike and Tina, and The Righteous Brothers. His “wall of sound” enhanced everything he created. There is reason to celebrate his music, but certainly NOT his life. Most of his wives and girlfriends described him as an abusive monster who thought nothing of pulling out a gun if they spurned his advances. In fact, guns and alcohol were the center of his universe long before he murdered Lana Clarkson. We had a Phil Spector experience back in the 90’s at a Christmas party at Joan Rivers home in Manhattan. When the party started (we were always the first to arrive and last to leave) Spector was quiet and standoffish. But the more he drank, the louder and bossier he became. Finally Joan had to take action to calm him down. Fortunately he didn’t pull out a gun, but it was obvious he had a very problematic personality. No surprise that he was convicted of murder, but he only got 19 years and was eligible for parole in 2024. His MUSIC will be fondly remembered.

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OSCAR PISTORIUS IS GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

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We’ve got another OJ Simpson travesty of justice – only this time the killing of an innocent woman was done in South Africa. The judge has declared the arrogant Oscar Pistorius NOT GUILTY of murdering his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, despite a plethora of damning evidence! The sniveling, whimpering athlete burst into tears when he heard the favorable verdict. (We felt like doing the same thing.) The judge is still deciding whether to charge him with “culpable homicide” but that would only result in a few years in jail, and this trigger- happy coward deserves a life sentence. It looks like he will continue to walk among us. The legal system in South Africa has let down every woman in the world who has known a violent man.

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LIKE OJ SIMPSON, OSCAR PISTORIUS IS NOT THE HERO HE THINKS HE IS

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It seems like the Oscar Pistorius murder trial has been going on forever, but hopefully the end is now in sight. The prosecution and defense will present their final arguments beginning August 7 and the verdict will follow not long after. Another athlete with a powerful feeling of heroic entitlement, a massive ego, and a raging macho temper- just like our own OJ Simpson! Wealth and the most expensive lawyers tried to cover up their client’s history of violence. We were particularly horrified by incidents involving Oscar that reporters dug up during the trial. Not only was he caught driving at 150 MPH while texting, but he ran over a dog once and watched while the distraught owner approached the scene. Pistorius took out a gun, shot the dog in the head, and drove away. That’s the kind of man he is.

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OSCAR PISTORIUS IS GETTING NERVOUS ABOUT HIS MURDER TRIAL – FOR GOOD REASON

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South Africa’s murderer Oscar Pistorius (we deliberately left out the word “accused” because we don’t buy his story for a minute) is trying to build up sympathy in advance of his murder trial starting March 3. Last year on Valentine’s Day, the double amputee shot and killed his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp and claimed he mistook her for an “intruder.” This year on the anniversary of Reeva’s death he announced that he is “consumed by grief” and went into considerable detail about his sorrow. We just can’t wait for that trial to begin…

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PAULA DEEN: HER BIGGEST CRIME OF ALL

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Can you imagine OJ Simpson contacting the National Enquirer from prison to tell them to leave Paula Deen alone? It happened. OJ felt the need to defend her in the racism scandal: “Give Paula a break – she deserves a second chance.” Apparently Paula was extremely HOSPITABLE to OJ when the double murderer visited her restaurant The Lady & Sons in Georgia in 2002! And THAT is the worst crime of all! She served up a banquet for him and simpered that she never believed he was guilty!! What kind of person rolls out the red carpet for OJ SIMPSON? Suddenly we don’t care if they throw the book at Paula- she’s guilty of gross stupidity at the VERY least. And having OJ Simpson in her corner is about as helpful as having Charles Manson on her side.

ROBERT BLAKE: GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER ISN’T ALL IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE

Like OJ, Robert Blake was acquitted of murdering his nefarious wife Bonny Lee Bakley, but found guilty when her family filed a wrongful death lawsuit. (Remember, Bonny was a hustler who married at least 10 times.) It’s now twelve years since Bakley was shot, and a settlement was finally reached. According to the National Enquirer, former Baretta star Blake, 79, is supposed to pay Bakley’s children around two million dollars. How he‘ll come up with the money is questionable – he doesn’t work. Blake is a sad and solitary figure often photographed having coffee alone at Starbucks in his neighborhood.

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