Kobe Bryant

VANESSA BRYANT IS GIVING ROMANCE A CHANCE

It will be 4 years in January that Kobe Bryant perished in a helicopter crash and now, according to a friend, his grieving widow Vanessa is ready to date. While the friend explains Vanessa will never get over Kobe, she feels 4 years is a respectable amount of time to mourn, so her 2024 resolution is to start meeting eligible men. To prepare for her foray back into circulation, Vanessa has been dieting and working out – she hasn’t been this thin for years. Despite the fact that Kobe preferred Vanessa with a little meat on her bones, she is now back to her pre-marriage weight!  And Lookin’ Good!

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SNOOP DOGG TARNISHED HIS REPUTATION

Sorry, but we can never look at Snoop Dogg quite the same after his horrific and gangster-like condemnation of journalist Gayle King for merely mentioning Kobe Bryant’s rape accusation. Yes, Kobe turned his life around and became a great guy after that transgression, but the truth is, he got away with rape and Snoop thinks that’s okay. There’s no doubt about Kobe’s guilt – the teen victim had purple marks on her neck from being choked. She was INTIMIDATED into not appearing in court (by people like Snoop?) so charges were dropped, but she did get money in a civil suit later. That’s how women were treated in those days, Snoop, but things have changed, and it’s time for you to evolve!

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DON’T FORGET THAT KOBE BRYANT GOT AWAY WITH RAPE!

Kobe Bryant didn’t know how lucky he was in 2003 when he was accused by a 19 year old hotel employee in Colorado of rape. In those days a guy with money and power like Harvey Weinstein and Kobe Bryant got away with rape simply by intimidating the accuser. At first Kobe lied to police about having sex with the young woman – eventually he claimed it was consensual but had a hard time explaining the bruises on her neck where he strangled her. The woman’s name was RELEASED to the press and she received so many death threats from Kobe fans that she had to move. She lost faith in the legal system and refused (was afraid) to testify, so charges were dropped. Kobe made a strange “apology” to her and her family and settled a civil suit she later filed for an estimated 2.5 million. If this had happened today, Kobe would likely have been convicted of rape, and his image tarnished forever. It’s a miracle that his wife Vanessa forgave him…

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KOBE BRYANT IS BUILDING A CHURCH FOR HIS WONDERFUL WIFE VANESSA

His estranged wife Vanessa already has Kobe Bryant’s three houses, but he’s not stopping there. He still wants to reconcile despite his indiscretions, so he is giving Vanessa A CHURCH. She’s very Catholic and attends Our Lady Queen of Angels parish in Corona Del Mar every Sunday, usually dragging Kobe along. He knows how to impress her, so Kobe donated MILLIONS of dollars so a whole new church can be built IN HER NAME. Sounds like a ticket to heaven.

THE NEW POWER COUPLE: KOBE BRYANT AND KIM KARDASHIAN

We had NO IDEA how involved the Kardashians were in the Kobe Bryant divorce! Kris Jenner has been schmoozing up all the Laker wives since she became a fixture at the games. When Kris heard that there were rumors of Lamar Odom being traded awhile back she was outraged because she knew her son-in-law didn’t want to go. (Lamar was almost in tears.) Kris hoped Kobe would make sure it didn’t happen, but he didn’t get involved and Lamer WAS traded – to Kris’s extreme disappointment. Maybe this motivated Kris to tell Vanessa about her husband’s cheating. We don’t know for sure. But we DO know as soon as the divorce was announced, Kim let it be known that she wanted to be fixed up with Kobe and he LOVES the idea! So Kim and Kobe (who is notorious for his generosity to women) are free to date each other! And Kim might end up having babies that grow up to be 7 feet tall!

KOBE BRYANT’S TEEN BRIDE VANESSA FINALLY GREW UP


Men have been telling us WHY they think Kobe Bryant has been cheating on his wife Vanessa. Sometimes we seek a male opinion. More than one Kobe fan thinks that Kobe fell in love with a beautiful 17 year old Laker Girl (top photo) and impulsively married her against everyone’s advice. (His own family was totally against the marriage.) Teenage Vanessa seemed sweet, but had barely developed a personality yet. It was only after they wed that she matured and had two children. She didn’t look or act the same and Kobe realized she simply WASN’T the obedient little girl he married. Instead of trying to make the best of his situation, Kobe distracted himself with infidelity. That’s what happens when a wealthy powerful guy marries a teenager…she GROWS UP!

KOBE BRYANT DOESN’T BELONG ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

A great injustice against Hollywood has been perpetrated by the owner of Grauman’s Chinese Theater or the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce – they allowed basketball player Kobe Bryant to add his handprints to the cement in front of Grauman’s . HELLO – Grauman’s and the Walk of Fame are intended for performers, writers, movie makers, and people in show business! What the heck is going ON here? Kobe is NOT an actor. Why should his prints share space with Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, and Bette Davis? Wouldn’t his prints be more appropriate outside of the Staples Center? It’s a travesty and a crime.