BEFORE DURING AFTER Twenty years ago, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves, who apparently has money to burn, decided to spruce up his looks with plastic surgery in hopes of looking like a “human Ken doll.” After spending half a million dollars on dozens of surgeries, and over 10 years under the knife, he admitted he REALLY wanted Continue reading “MORE MONEY THAN COMMON SENSE?”
Up until 2019, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves had dozens of painful plastic surgeries to look like the perfect Ken Doll- including bicep and six-pack enhancement. After all that, he decided he’d rather be the perfect Barbie doll, and had the male surgeries reversed and started transitioning into a “woman.” Can you imagine having your adams apple Continue reading “SORRY JESSICA ALVES, YOU DO NOT NOT LOOK LIKE BARBIE”
Okay, I know some of you readers just hate it when I post items about Jessica (formerly Rodrigo) Alves, but I never get tired of his/her antics. And it’s utterly amazing what men will do to themselves to turn into women! Alves is pictured here in a country I never heard of – Baku, Azerbaijan, Continue reading “JESSICA ALVES AIMS TO BE YOUR “DREAM GIRL” NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS”
Ever since Rodrigo Alves surgically turned himself into Jessica Alves, he/she has yearned to be Barbie and wear pink. Alves endured 91 cosmetic procedures – the most recent were a face and lip lift, a trim of the jaw and chin bones to make his head look smaller, and voice feminization surgery to raise the Continue reading “ANOTHER BARBIE WANNABE”
Jessica Alves is now in Brazil, hoping to become the first transgender woman to have a womb transplant. AND have a baby! It was only last February that she became a woman after sex reassignment surgery, and already she says she will only feel truly complete if she can give birth! We still wonder WHERE Continue reading “JESSICA ALVES WANTS A WOMB TRANSPLANT SO SHE CAN GIVE BIRTH!”
Okay, some of you are a bit annoyed that we keep featuring photos of Jessica (formerly Rodrigo) Alves, but Jessica’s photos are the most astonishing available at our small budget. Above, Jessica is walking around in London and we can only IMAGINE the reaction of people on the street. Apparently Jessica has body dysmorphia and Continue reading “JESSICA ALVES LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN OKTOBERFEST BARMAID”
Brazilian born Jessica Alves (formerly Rodrigo Alves) is leaving no stone unturned when it comes to self-glamorization. When he gave up the idea of looking like a Ken doll, Rodrigo endured multiple surgeries to morph into a trans-female and (12 nose-jobs later) his nose has almost entirely disappeared, while his/her chest seems to inflate daily. Continue reading “IT’S HARD WORK BEING A GIRL”