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BEYONCE IS JUST ANOTHER CARPOOLING MOM

When you think of carpooling parents you might not think of Beyoncé, but as unbelievable as it sounds, she’s actually one of them. Beyoncé’s kids attend a private school in LA (we aren’t naming the school or the location for privacy) but nonetheless you will love this item. The school has a strict “no nanny” policy – meaning all children MUST be dropped off and picked up by a parent or legal guardian. The pricey school is popular with celebrity parents along with movers and shakers, so Beyoncé has joined a carpool. Either she or Jay Z take turns shuffling a group of kids to school along with a group of other A-list parents. Tuition can run $50,000 per year for the elementary school, but even with the high price tag the rule is set in stone with no exceptions, EVER!

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BEYONCE OBEYS THE RULES

Beyonce walked out of a Grammys after-party in Santa Monica with Jay Z looking majestic in her silver metallic gown and quite happy until she saw the fans and paparazzi. Oops! Suddenly she realized that her silver veil face covering was NOT enough – she should be wearing a mask! She certainly didn’t want to be accused of being an anti-masker, so she stopped dead in her tracks and covered her mouth until a friend could hand her a black mask.

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JAY-Z DOESN’T WANT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A MISOGYNIST

Since even Russell Simmons (who seems so civilized) has been accused of sexual impropriety, you can bet plenty of men in Hollywood are shaking in fear of their own pasts. Jay Z made a gallant effort to separate himself from “those guys” during his concert Sunday in Cleveland. He noticed an excited looking little girl close to the stage and he told her “You could be President some day!” The crowd cheered and she jumped up and down. Jay Z continued “At this moment, America is more sexist than racist!” instantly endearing himself to the females in the crowd. Jay Z knows he has a good life with his wife Beyonce, (who earned 105 million this year) and doesn’t want ANYTHING to mess it up.

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BEYONCE PLAYS THE NAME GAME

Somehow the names of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s twins slipped through their veil of secrecy and turned out to be Suni and Sir. “Suni” is a Japanese name implying beauty and grace. “Sir” is a title of respect implying a high ranking gentleman – a lord or a knight. Now if the Carters named their DAUGHTER Sir, we’d be fine with that. Males don’t need titles to think they’re better than everyone else. It would be a clever turning of the tables and equalizer for the girl. But if the BOY is named Sir, we wonder why his twin wasn’t named Madam or Ma’am – the female counterpart. One thing we know- whoever got the name “Sir” is in for a lot of teasing and mocking.

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BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ARE TEACHING BABY BLUE HOW TO SHOP

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You don’t see this very often. The first family of music, Beyonce, Jay-Z. and their baby Blue all went shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills and rode the escalator with ordinary shoppers. The makeup department must have gone into overdrive with excitement when they arrived. Blue is carrying a tiny shopping bag full of samples. From what we can see Blue is the best dressed of the three – Jay looks drab and Beyonce is wearing Daisy Dukes.

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BEYONCE: NOT ALL WIGS ARE CREATED EQUAL

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Beyonce and Jay-Z just arrived in London from Paris and they couldn’t wait to hit some night spots such as The Arts Club. Beyonce rocked a new wig with Bettie Page bangs, but it just doesn’t work. Too stringy and bushy, and the bangs are way too short. It simply doesn’t look real. Which is a good thing, because if her real hair was cut this way it would take a long time to repair. In spite of the dubious wig, the pair had an affectionate evening.

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NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM FOR BEYONCE’S FAMILY

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Beyonce and Jay-Z are introducing their little girl Blue Ivy, 2, to some culture at The Louvre in Paris. The famous family frolicked through the museum (looks like a private tour) and documented the experience with photos of many famous works of art. Beyonce posted the pix on her website. Jay-Z looks like he’s lost a bit of weight and we love the statue who looks like he’s taking a selfie.

BEYONCE’S GOT A SECRET

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Frankly, we’ll be surprised if Beyonce and Jay Z split up any time soon. Their business and financial lives will be a nightmare to untangle and as a power couple, they have more clout that they would separately. But this couple is so secretive, we weren’t even sure they were married until weeks after the fact! Keeping that in mind, the New York Post says that Beyonce may be secretly shopping for a new apartment. In June she looked at a 21.5 million dollar penthouse in Chelsea, and she did it very quietly. Jay Z is usually in charge of real estate deals for the couple, and he was nowhere in sight. The source pointed out that it’s very improbable that this expensive penthouse would be for Beyonce’s sister or mother. Is Beyonce considering leaving Jay Z? Only time will tell…

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CELEBRATE THE SNITCH AT THE STANDARD HOTEL!

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The ONLY downside to the fabulous Jay-Z VS Solange Knowles elevator brawl is the fact that the person who sold the tape to TMZ (for $250,000?) got CAUGHT! We feel awful for this entrepreneurial hotel employee who recognized solid gold when he or she saw it. Without people like this hotel employee, the world would be a much duller place. How much FUN has this tape provided for the general public? And certainly none of the participants suffered career damage or anything else. (Jay-Z remained a gentleman through it all) The tape made the whole Jay-Z Beyonce household a whole lot MORE interesting. We can understand why the Standard Hotel felt obliged to fire the employee, but we hope they will come to their senses and NOT file a lawsuit against the errant employee.

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