Hypochondriac

HYPOCHONDRIAC SIMON COWELL WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER

X-Factor producer and judge, Simon Cowell, was a regular at the Whole Foods in Hollywood near CBS – clerks joked that he bought extreme amounts of vitamin supplements and alternative health products. Cowell just revealed to GQ that he is, indeed, a hypochondriac, and drinks three smoothies for breakfast every day containing almost every potent fruit and vegetable. Not only is he an incredibly fussy eater but “He is given a weekly intravenous drip with B12, magnesium, vitamin C, and — in his words — “something for your liver.” The I.V. (suggested by Kylie Minogue’s sister) is administered after his skin is numbed, and sits in his arm for around thirty minutes, in meetings and even on set.” No wonder women find him rather hard to live with.

P DIDDY ISN’T ACCUSTOMED TO GETTING SICK

P Diddy arrived in London last week to promote his album “Last Train to Paris” and he was feeling under the weather. According to the UK Mirror, he called in no less than 10 doctors for consultation and it was decided he had the flu. Diddy insists he was worried because he’s “only been sick twice in his life.” After a few days of resting in his hotel he announced that he’s planning a free concert for fans next week. He’s also trying to figure out how he can arrange to have lunch with the Queen. Lotsa luck, Diddy.