Human Ken Doll

“HUMAN KEN DOLL” RODRIGO ALVES IS NOW A FEMALE!

To no one’s surprise, self-proclaimed “human Ken doll” Rodrigo Alves, has decided he wants to be Barbie after all. After spending $500,000 on cosmetic procedures, including bicep and six-pack enhancement, Rodrigo, now 36, FINALLY acknowledged he’s not happy as a male and has been quietly living as a female for the past few months. He’s been popping hormones and is looking forward to extensive gender reassignment surgery for the new year. The photo above was taken at a laser hair removal clinic in London.

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THE HUMAN KEN DOLL WANTS MORE HAIR

There’s not much of his nose left to worry about, so Rodrigo “Human Ken Doll” Alves has started fretting about his hair. He flies around the world seeking better and more affordable cosmetic surgeons for his assorted self -improvements. Alves, 36, says he’s suffering from male pattern baldness and finds it quite depressing. He’s already had four hair transplants to lower his hairline and thicken his hair, but he appears to have added some hair extensions since we saw him last. He just arrived in Istanbul for another procedure, but didn’t mention exactly what it is. His wardrobe could use some improvement too…

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RODRIGO ALVES SEEKS PERFECTION FROM TOP TO BOTTOM

The “Human Ken Doll” Rodrigo Alves, 35, is looking happy because he just returned from Turkey where he got his fourth hair transplant in five years. He confessed that his thinning hair had made him depressed and he ate too much. Hair transplants in Turkey are a bargain – he paid $3800 for his blue tinted mane. Alves just arrived in Los Angeles where he plans to do more than just shop – he’s also having hormone replacement therapy (we assume testosterone) to solve other problems…

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RODRIGO ALVES ADMITS MAINTAINING “KEN DOLL” LOOKS IS EXHAUSTING

That Brazilian with more money than common sense, Rodrigo “The Human Ken Doll” Alves, is in Milan shopping and hoping to squeeze into some shows during Fashion Week. Every time we see him he looks a little different and this time his nose is frighteningly small (can he breathe through those minuscule nostrils?) and his lips and chin seem altered again. As usual his clothes are too tight – and why is he sockless and unbuttoned while everyone else is bundled up on a chilly day? He IS friendly however, and chats freely to strangers about his procedures…

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OMIGOSH – ANOTHER HUMAN KEN DOLL!

Justin Jedlica, 38, does NOT want us to forget that HE was the ORIGINAL Human Ken Doll, thanks to his 300 cosmetic surgeries. He walked around in Beverly Hills on a cool winter day wearing a tank top and tight pants that displayed his chest, shoulder, and back implants, plus his thigh and butt implants. And that’s just his BODY! Justin has competition from Brazilian Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves, who is a bit stockier than Justin and has had different surgeries. But both guys are striving for Ken Doll perfection! We just can’t figure out where they get all that money…

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IS “THE HUMAN KEN DOLL” MORPHNG INTO BARBIE?

We keep trying, but we cannot keep our eyes off of Rodrigo Alves, the guy with more money than common sense, who aspires to look like a human Ken Doll. Rodrigo was seen rollerblading in Marbella, Spain wearing a waist trainer-cincher with his shorts. This, combined with his hairless anatomically augmented body, makes him look other-worldly. Rodrigo spends a fortune on plastic surgery to look like his idea of the perfect man (Barbie’s boyfriend Ken) but it appears he’s crossing the line and more closely resembling Barbie herself…

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TWO “HUMAN KEN DOLLS” ARE BETTER THAN ONE?

“Human Ken Doll” Rodrigo Alves, 35, has met his match! Apparently he started a trend for guys around the world to try to look like Ken Dolls. Today he was photographed in the Czech Republic with THAT country’s version of a Ken Doll. Robert Paulat, also 35, is a model by profession and he’s had 43 plastic surgery procedures to perfect his appearance. Rodrigo is way ahead with over 60 surgeries, but he comes from a wealthy family to pay the bills. Robert owns an airport café, just in case his modelling career fizzles out.

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PROOF THAT SOME MEN HAVE MORE MONEY THAN COMMON SENSE

Talk about gender fluidity. It looks like the “Human Ken DollRodrigo Alves, 35, is leaning toward becoming the “Human Kardashian Doll” if this outfit is any indication. As if the baby blue velvet suit was not enough, Brazilian Rodrigo added a black lace WAIST CINCHER – a favorite of Kim and Khloe Kardashian. Alves just had four ribs removed (cost $28,000) and now he brags that he has a 20 inch waist. All this after he got a six pack of abdominal muscles and bicep enhancement! He seems to want all the assets of both males and females. Rodrigo says he’ll have to get all his jackets altered to fit his tiny waist.

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WHAT DOES “KEN DOLL” RODRIGO ALVES SEE IN THE MIRROR?

Brazilian born Rodrigo Alves loves being called “the human Ken doll” and seems to enjoy even negative attention. (He claims he was unattractive and made fun of in high school.) Alves, who claims to be 33, has had over 50 surgeries and over a hundred cosmetic procedures, including having fat removed from his waist and back and injected into his butt. (Maybe that’s why his suit looks so small!) He’s even planning to have his eye color changed surgically. Where does all that money come from? He says he inherited money from his grandfather plus all his surgeries are filmed and photographed so….
(Above, Rodrigo is leaving a med spa in London after 3 hours of botox and filler injections)

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THE HUMAN KEN DOLL JUST GOT PREFABRICATED ABS

Paparazzi in Beverly Hills approached Justin Jedlica, 36, (also known as the Human Ken Doll) and he was more than happy to show off his newly acquired abs. He didn’t have to spend a minute in the gym because the six pack is plastic! Justin has had over 190 cosmetic procedures and he has implants from head to toe – thighs, butt, pecs, calves, biceps etc. Yes, he started out as a skinny guy. The burning question is: what does he do for a living that allows him to spend so much money on “self-improvement?”

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