Future

FUTURE IS PLAYING IT SAFE

If you ever doubted that the handsome rapper Future is a big-time player, here’s proof. According to Mediatakeout, Future bought a 16.3 million dollar waterfront mansion not long ago in Miami that he shares with his family and special girlfriends. Recently he also purchased a 6000 sq foot 7.5 million dollar ocean view apartment-also in Miami- loaded with amenities (somehow you can see your cars from a living room window!) and it offers total privacy coming and going. This place is for his “side chicks!” or one-night-stands. The website says that he got the money for these investments by selling his music catalog for 70 million dollars.

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LORI HARVEY PREFERS “THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE”

One cannot deny that Michael B Jordan, 33, and Lori Harvey , 24, make a really beautiful couple – not even her father Steve Harvey, who likes Michael and admits he “didn’t care for Lori’s other boyfriends.” He MIGHT be referring to Lori’s last boyfriend – the dangerously handsome rapper Future. Future has 8 children with 8 different women, plus all the lawsuits and child support problems that go along with that lifestyle. The well-mannered Michael B has NOT been linked to many women and never had a playboy reputation. It must irk Future just a little bit that his ex-girlfriend Lori is now dating The Sexiest Man Alive.

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HOW DOES RAPPER FUTURE SUPPORT ALL THOSE KIDS?

How the rapper Future has time to crank out so many songs and videos is particularly amazing when you consider how busy is private life is. He spent New Year’s Eve in a “spiritual marriage” ceremony with his 22 year old model girlfriend Dess Dior. One observer joked that hopefully womanizer Future had a “prespiritual agreement.” It was emphasized that the ceremony was in no way legal. The handsome and prolific 37 year old rapper already has many legal entanglements with women and their babies. He has nine baby mothers and several more possibilities yet unproven. It must be noted that his spiritual bride Dess was wearing a VERY puffy dress during the ceremony, so #10 is quite likely on its way.Two years ago Future filmed his Wifi Lit video at our house and the place was packed with twerking women…(We made a cameo appearance in the video as the only fully dressed female)

THE FUTURE IS LOOKIN’ GOOD

Future just looked so darn adorable in this photo that we just HAD to share it. Actually, this rapper is more than a pretty face – Future, 35, started out as a songwriter and producer in Atlanta before he hit the bigtime on his own. When we met him he was surprisingly friendly and talkative. On the downside, of course, he has six children with six different women. No doubt that child support keeps him working overtime…

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VIVIENNE WESTWOOD DEFINES THE FUTURE OF FASHION AND TRANSPORTATION

Leave it to Vivienne Westwood and her equally eccentric husband Andreas Kronthaler to come up with a timely yet outrageous Spring 2019 collection. Her quirky husband Andreas seems to be very actively involved in the current designs. At London Fashion Week Vivienne showed her models on skateboards and motorized scooters -the same scooters that are presenting difficulties in Santa Monica and Beverly Hills. Obstacles will be overcome and they probably represent the future in transportation. Westwood’s designs illustrate the inevitable evolution of red carpet fashion to streetstyle-athletic inspired garments.

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NEXT CELEBRITY FAD: THE FLYING CAR!



We found the perfect Christmas gift for John Travolta. The future is here. We’ve long dreamed about flying cars and now you can have one for around $250,000. A company called Terrafugia is now taking orders on their new prototype that they call a “transition roadable aircraft.” The pilot can literally land at a local airport, fold up the wings by pressing a button, and drive home! The company has about 80 interested buyers so far and they’re striving to bring down the price. We wonder who the first celebrity flier will be.

MICHAEL JACKSON DIDN’T LIVE UP TO EBONY’S PREDICTION


Our much admired correspondent from The WOW Report, Stephen Saban, discovered this amusing Ebony magazine article. We ADORE looking back at predictions of the future (why did no one predict cell phones?) In 1985, Ebony hired a Chicago artist to illustrate how celebrities would look in the year 2000. It’s funny how Michael Jackson did NOT live up to this portrait, which more closely resembles Billy Dee Williams in his prime.