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CHRIS BROWN CALLS THE COPS FOR A CHANGE

Since Chris Brown had his first hit album, he’s been having bad experiences with the LAPD. He’s been arrested and accused of violence against women numerous times resulting in prison time, probation, restraining orders etc. Chris has called police “idiots.” (We think he should have been arrested for BREEDING Pit Bulls and selling them online Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN CALLS THE COPS FOR A CHANGE”

Monday, April 18, 2022

CHRIS BROWN: JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD

Chris “Guns n’ Drugs” Brown (as we like to call him) had a festive night partying at an event at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood on Thursday – little did he know that bad things were happening in the parking area. An apparently drunk driver plowed into a few cars – among them, Chris’s Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN: JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD”

Friday, April 9, 2021

CHRIS BROWN MIGHT BE MOVING TO YOUR NEIGHORHOOD SOON!

Pity Chris “guns n’drugs” Brown’s Tarzana neighbors. He has found ways to torment them both day and night. His upscale neighbors have griped about Chris and his buddies racing around and loudly revving up cars and all terrain vehicles on their street, plus late parties and loud music. Don’t forget about that hour police stand-off Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN MIGHT BE MOVING TO YOUR NEIGHORHOOD SOON!”

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

KARRUECHE TRAN: EAT YOUR HEART OUT, CHRIS BROWN!

Karrueche Tran, 29, showed up as a presenter at the BET awards looking THIS spectacular – it’s no wonder the show organizers scrambled to keep her ex Chris “guns n’ drugs” Brown far away from her. (Brown performed and was hustled away immediately after.) She has a five year restraining order against him for threatening Continue reading “KARRUECHE TRAN: EAT YOUR HEART OUT, CHRIS BROWN!”

Monday, June 26, 2017

CHRIS BROWN IS A JERK IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE

Apparently anger management rehab hasn’t worked for Chris Brown – no matter how many times he’s tried it. No one was surprised when he was tossed out of that fancy New York Life Time fitness club for being obnoxious. He and his friends were playing basketball and other members complained about their loud music and Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN IS A JERK IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE”

Sunday, January 8, 2017

CHRIS BROWN IS THE EPITOME OF RICH AND STUPID

He’s lucky enough to live in this beautiful home, but Chris Brown acts like a thug in training. Brutalizing Rihanna was not enough – his various crimes since then include BREEDING Pit Bulls – while animal rescues are loaded with homeless ones. His friends are questionable at best and his attitude is obnoxious. Guns and Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN IS THE EPITOME OF RICH AND STUPID”

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

CHRIS BROWN: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HANG WITH BLOODS

Chris Brown is not as smart as he thinks he is, and now he’s paying the price. Naive Chris thought it was cool to hang out with gang members from the Bloods, but they were just WAITING for an opportunity to take advantage of him. When word got out that Chris was paid $50,000 (presumably Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HANG WITH BLOODS”

Monday, July 20, 2015

CHRIS BROWN HAS LITTLE RESPECT FOR PEOPLE OR ANIMALS

How many foxes had to give up their lives so Chris Brown and Karreuche Tran could look glamorous at Fashion Week in New York? One is too many. Chris and Karreuche were a decorative addition to the front row at Michael Costello’s fashion show. Chris Brown seems drawn to socially unacceptable behavior when it comes Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN HAS LITTLE RESPECT FOR PEOPLE OR ANIMALS”

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

CHRIS BROWN THINKS RIHANNA NEEDS PLASTIC SURGERY

#rihanna #janetcharlton Could it be that Rihanna, 24, has doubts about her looks? Or perhaps her rekindled abusive boyfriend Chris Brown WANTS her to be insecure. He doesn’t want Rihanna to realize how desirable she is, so he plants seeds of doubt. According to The National Enquirer, Rihanna is now shopping around Beverly Hills for Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN THINKS RIHANNA NEEDS PLASTIC SURGERY”

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

CHRIS BROWN DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT

#chrisbrown #rihanna #janetcharlton Chris Brown has announced that he’s “torn between two lovers” – his ex Rihanna and his most recent girlfriend, model Karrueche Tran. Poor little Chris. It’s not easy spreading your love. (He’s no different than a lot of married men who want both girlfriends AND wives.) Does he realize that in one Continue reading “CHRIS BROWN DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT”

Friday, October 5, 2012