Charlie Sheen

CHARLIE SHEEN ACTUALLY FOUND A WOMAN WILLING TO DATE HIM

He may have some money left after he sends monthly checks to his ex-wives and dependent children, but Charlie Sheen, 51, could hardly be called a great catch. Yet, despite his Trump-like regard for women and highly questionable history, he’s managed to win over an attractive female he introduced as “Jools – My girlfriend!” Surprise- she looks like a perfectly normal person! Do you suppose she’s recently arrived from another country and knows nothing about him? The pair stopped for a photo outside Giorgio Baldi restaurant and Charlie has a dirty old man smile on his face…

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COREY FELDMAN: TURNING INTO ANOTHER CHARLIE SHEEN?

Recently we posted a photo of Corey Feldman, 45, and an observant reader pointed out that he’s “turning into another Charlie Sheen.” That’s absolutely right! At first we compared him to a “mini Hugh Hefner” with his collection of Corey’s Angels, but Charlie is more like it. There IS a resemblance. All Corey needs is a TV series, lots of drugs and money and he’ll be another Sheen – he already has the blondes.

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NO KIDDING – CHARLIE SHEEN IS SELLING CONDOMS!

Charlie Sheen has far too many expensive kids, ex-wives, and lawsuits to even THINK about not working. Since his HIV announcement, the offers haven’t exactly been rolling in, but he did get an offer to become a spokesperson for “the condom of the future,” Lelo Hex, which is made by a Swedish sex toy company. Right now he’s in London promoting the new user-friendly condoms in spite of the fact that he obviously doesn’t have a history of using them himself. Above, he was taking a smoke-break in Mayfair and told a photographer to go stand across the street.

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LIFE GOES ON FOR DENISE RICHARDS AND HER GIRLS

Denise Richards, 45, took her gaggle of little girls out for ice dream in Malibu. How awkward it must be for her two daughters with Charlie Sheen. Charlie is always badmouthing Denise, calling her a gold digger. But that doesn’t stop Denise from taking him to court regularly for more child support – she’s been getting $55,000 per month. Now that Charlie’s living with HIV he wants to cut back on the amount. We can’t help but feel sorry for the girls who are certainly embarrassed by their father’s appalling behavior and eventually will question their mother’s common sense.

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CHARLIE SHEEN DIDN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW HE HAD SEX WITH MEN!

Charlie Sheen is far more disgusting than you ever imagined. And he totally DESERVES every bad thing that’s happened to him. Did you know he contracted HIV from a TRANSSEXUAL lover in 2011 and armed with that diagnosis, continued to have sex with as many men, women, and transsexuals he could get his hands on! And he NEVER revealed his illness! As people from his inner circle started talking, he THREATENED (Charlie has lots of guns) /or paid them off, handing out MILLIONS. Remember when he held a knife to his wife Brooke Mueller’s throat during that meltdown in Aspen? He did it because Brooke had filmed him having sex with a man she also slept with, and she threatened to release it if he didn’t give her more money. He didn’t want his fans to hear about the gay sex. Egomaniacal Charlie also took photos of Brooke’s crack pipes and drug paraphernalia to hold over HER head. Nice. Many people around Sheen seem to be as revolting as he is. He lied about everything. The editor of The National Enquirer revealed all this and MORE to The Hollywood Reporter this week. Read it – the truth IS almost too insane to believe!

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR HAS PLENTY TO BE THANKFUL FOR

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In the wake of Charlie Sheen’s disastrous situation, Robert Downey Jr, 50, has a LOT to be thankful for on this holiday. Downey’s career is flourishing – he’s been the highest paid actor in Hollywood for three years straight. But it wasn’t so long ago that he was such a hopeless addict that he made Charlie look like an amateur. Remember when Robert woke up in the WRONG Malibu house? We recall him escaping from yet another rehab and hitchhiking in Venice in his pajamas. He survived multiple rehabilitation centers and STATE PRISON. But through it all, Robert was a likeable guy and everyone hoped for the best. Robert credits his recovery success to marrying the right woman – not something likely to happen to Charlie.(Above, Downey arrived at the Jimmy Kimmel show with considerable fanfare)

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MATT LAUER FAILED TO ASK CHARLIE SHEEN IF HE HAD SEX WITH MEN!

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We’re betting that females won’t be the only people considering lawsuits against Charlie Sheen for not disclosing that he was infected with HIV before they had sex. If we remember correctly, during his heaviest drug addled days he requested the services of prostitutes of both sexes. Sometimes more than one at a time. To be honest, we’re not sure if they have a case, because isn’t it up to each individual to protect his or herself? And the question has come up: Is it actually against the law in California not to reveal HIV status to sex partners? Our BIGGEST mystery is: Why didn’t Matt Lauer ask Charlie if he had sex with men?”

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WILL CHARLIE SHEEN TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT HIV?

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We can hardly WAIT to see if Charlie Sheen tells the truth about his HIV status. Will he use the tired excuse that manly men prefer – claiming that he caught it from “a prostitute”? Of course that is absolutely not true (no matter what the AIDS charities claim – it’s nearly impossible to catch HIV from a woman.) So that leaves either a homosexual tryst (not impossible considering how high Charlie gets and how oversexed he is) or dirty needles. We’re betting on the needles because he has admitted to injecting cocaine. At this point he’s believed to have been HIV positive for at least ten years. Denise Richards, who divorced him in 2006, says she knew he was infected and she and her daughters are negative. That leaves Brooke Mueller, his drug-crazed wife from 2008 to 2011 and the mother of his twin sons. She and Sheen did plenty of drugs together and she could be infected. She’s most likely the one suing him now. It’s been awhile since we heard from her.

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DENISE RICHARDS TAKES GOOD CARE OF HER GIRLS

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Denise Richards’ little girls are growing up fast. Sam is 11, Lola is 10, and Eloise is 4. Sam and Lola were fathered by Denise’s ex-husband Charlie Sheen and he’s always complaining that he doesn’t get to spend enough time with them yet he has paid millions of dollars (he says) of child support. How Denise survived four years of marriage to the unpredictable TV star is amazing. They have a very up and down relationship now, and she tries to make peace. It can’t be easy.

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CHRISTINA FULTON’S GOT A SECRET

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Nicolas Cage’s ex-girlfriend and the mother of his son Weston, Christina Fulton, turned up at a Beverly Hills charity event. She recently claimed that four computers were stolen from her house by a former handyman who plotted to steal a Charlie Sheen sex tape that she had in her possession. Police were short of evidence to arrest suspects and Christina promised to produce a copy of the tape to prove motivation. What we want to know is: WHO is performing on the tape with Charlie (Christina herself?) If not her, HOW did Christina get her hands on said tape? Or is it a ploy for Christina to land the reality show she’s hoping for?

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