Brawl

CARDI B: LOOKING GOOD IS HALF THE BATTLE

Cardi B fearlessly marched into court in Queens today wearing an extravagant black feather hooded coat with a long train dragging on the wet sidewalk. Underneath she wore a black suit, white shirt and tie, suitable for an appearance before the judge. She’s accused of using social media to plot an assault against the woman her husband Offset had an affair with, and brawling with two bartenders at Angels Strip Club. Looks like she’s confident that she’ll hear the words NOT GUILTY.

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WE BET HALLE BERRY IS SECRETLY SMIRKING ABOUT THE BRAWL

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Holidays can bring out the worst in celebrities – just ask Charlie Sheen or Tiger Woods. We can’t help but suspect this altercation between Gabriel Aubry and Olivier Martinez was masterminded by Halle “poor little me” Berry. She hopes that custody judge will change his mind about letting her move to France. She COULD have diplomatically kept her exboyrfriend and fiancée apart – but we bet she secretly hoped something bad would happen. (Above, Halle and Olivier return from hospital)
Photo via: Daily Mail

THE STORY BEHIND WESTON CAGE’S BEATING GETS MORE AND MORE INTERESTING

The Weston Cage story is far from over. According to Radaronline, the guy who beat up Weston was NOT his trainer but his high school wrestling coach, Kevin Villegas, who is adept at martial arts, and was hired to “protect” Weston. Protect him from WHAT? Was he self destructive in some way? Since when do protectors beat up their clients? Villegas beat Weston beyond all necessity to subdue him – Cage is being examined for head and brain traumas. Weston and his mother Christina Fulton used to be best buddies – she supported his music career and even got herself engaged to a Norwegian death rocker named Shagrath. We don’t know if they ever married, or why Christina wasn’t at Weston’s wedding. TMZ says Weston wouldn’t allow his mother to visit him at the hospital and she blamed the whole incident on Nicolas Cage. Did Nicolas hire the maniacal guy to watch his son? It’s a twisted and fascinating story.

WHAT REALLY CAUSED WESTON CAGE AND HIS TRAINER TO BRAWL ON THE STREET?

Dieting is hell, but who would guess that it would enrage Weston Cage to the point of brawling and getting locked up in a psycho ward ? Apparently he and his trainer were at the modest Farmer’s Kitchen restaurant in Hollywood where you would expect everything to be healthy. When his trainer nixed the food that the hungry death metal singer wanted to order off the menu, Cage (frontman for Eyes of Noctum, video above) flipped out and tried to kick him. After numerous bloody punches, the trainer subdued Cage on the sidewalk until cops could cart him away. (Sounds like they’re BOTH on steroids or some kind of machismo booster.) Nicolas Cage is with Weston at the hospital where he’s under observation. Weston’s music is definitely on the dark and violent side, but he always seemed like an okay kid.

MELANIE BROWN’S HUSBAND BRAWLS TO “DEFEND HER HONOR”

Jovial drinks at the bar of the fancy May Fair Hotel in London ended up in a brawl thanks to Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown’s temperamental husband Stephen Belafonte. Bar patrons said everyone was having a pleasant time (Mel was in the hall talking to friends) when there was an “explosion of violence” and Stephen jumped on another bald guy at the bar and they rolled on the floor cursing, punching, and kicking. Stephen had his sweater ripped off and the other baldie hit his head on a coffee table and was bleeding profusely. Mel watched in horror as three hotel staffers pulled them apart. Stephen begged the photographer to delete the pics he took but when police and paramedics arrived the snapper slipped away. Belafonte claimed the fight started because the other guy made a lewd comment about his wife. Maybe, but Belafonte (not has real name) has a history of violence AGAINST women, not IN DEFENSE of them. He’s been charged with violence against ex girlfriends under his real name, Stansbury. Mel and her questionable husband are in London to promote her new reality series “Mel B: It’s a Scary World.” Too bad TV cameras weren’t around for this incident.