Beyonce

NOT THE SAME OLD LOUIS VUITTON

Louis Vuitton presented their spring menswear collection in Paris and it’s a whole new world thanks to their new Creative Director- Pharrell Williams. A crowd of celebrities gathered outside and we had to look twice at what we thought was Kim Kardashian in her blonde wig. But it turned out to be Beyonce in LV satin pajamas! There IS a resemblance. On second thought it couldn’t be Kim – she’d NEVER wear such a loose fitting outfit. We located Kim inside (in a tight bodysuit) sitting next to a scary version of Jared Leto. Did he shave his eyebrows off? He’s been looking more and more like a freaked out Jesus…

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By Janet / June 20, 2023

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Beyonce Domestic Abuse Me Too

WANNA WORK WITH BEYONCE? EXPECT TO BE VETTED!

Beyonce’s commitment to feminism has always been a bit dicey. Remember, she had a concert tour called the “Mrs Carter Show World Tour” and her famous “Single Ladies” sang about “putting a ring on it.” But she has picked up a new and interesting work rule: she doesn’t want to work with bad guys. She’s running Me-Too checks on all of her music collaborators – producers, songwriters, etc. If any of the guys have been accused of crimes against women, she won’t work with them. One guy she worked with on Drunk in Love a few years back turned out to be a serial rapist. Now she’s even checking out her OWN team to make sure they are behaving.

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By Janet / July 6, 2022

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IS BEYONCE ANTI-VAX?

Because she was nominated for her song Be Alive from King Richard, Beyonce is blessing the Oscars with a much-needed live performance on the show. The website Gawker has calculated the it is highly probable that Beyonce is NOT vaccinated. The Oscars require that all nominees and guests show proof of vaccination and negative tests before they can attend the show. Strangely, PERFORMERS and presenters will only need to be tested in accordance with LA County rules. Did the Academy have different rules for performers because they REALLY want Beyonce on the show? Also suspicious- recently Beyonce did NOT attend the ceremony when her husband Jay-Z was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame– where proof of vaccination was required.

Photo: Beyonce in her Ivy Park fashions

By Janet / February 21, 2022

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BEYONCE OBEYS THE RULES

Beyonce walked out of a Grammys after-party in Santa Monica with Jay Z looking majestic in her silver metallic gown and quite happy until she saw the fans and paparazzi. Oops! Suddenly she realized that her silver veil face covering was NOT enough – she should be wearing a mask! She certainly didn’t want to be accused of being an anti-masker, so she stopped dead in her tracks and covered her mouth until a friend could hand her a black mask.

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By Janet / March 15, 2021

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Beyoncé Billionaire India Weddings

HOW TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR WEDDING: HIRE BEYONCE

Getting married in India has turned into a huge competition for the MOST glamour and extravagance – at least among the billionaire families. The richest man in India, Mukesh Ambani, (net worth 43.4 billion) was determined to have the biggest and best event for his daughter Isha, who married another billionaire. The invitations were fancy chests full of gifts. The 100 million dollar week-long party included entertainment by Beyonce. IMAGINE how much she must have been paid! Isha, a Yale graduate, now will presumably leave the 27 story home she grew up in, which includes multi level gardens and 3 helipads! It’s both fascinating and horrifying…

Above, Beyonce at the wedding and below, at the airport, leaving India

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By Janet / December 10, 2018

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Beyoncé Jay Z Name Twins

BEYONCE PLAYS THE NAME GAME

Somehow the names of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s twins slipped through their veil of secrecy and turned out to be Suni and Sir. “Suni” is a Japanese name implying beauty and grace. “Sir” is a title of respect implying a high ranking gentleman – a lord or a knight. Now if the Carters named their DAUGHTER Sir, we’d be fine with that. Males don’t need titles to think they’re better than everyone else. It would be a clever turning of the tables and equalizer for the girl. But if the BOY is named Sir, we wonder why his twin wasn’t named Madam or Ma’am – the female counterpart. One thing we know- whoever got the name “Sir” is in for a lot of teasing and mocking.

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By Janet / July 2, 2017

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Beyoncé Pregnant Twins

IS BEYONCE TRYING TO OUT-FLAUNT KIM KARDASHIAN WITH THIS CREEPY PHOTO?

Are we alone in thinking this picture of Beyonce is ridiculously cheesy and Kardashian style exhibitionistic? If it were on the cover of some magazine we never heard of, it wouldn’t be so puzzling. But SHE created this photo herself – and paid for it – to present to THE PUBLIC! She’s posed in her UNDERWEAR holding her belly with a gauzy veil over her head, implying something religious. And that Demi Moore smirk! She’s surrounded by a funereal display of flowers – as if someone said – “We need more color- add flowers!” We’re happy about her twins, but there are less creepy ways to make such an announcement! This is beneath Beyonce.

By Janet / February 2, 2017

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Beyoncé Blue Ivy Jay Z

BLUE IVY HAS A RED CARPET FUTURE

Jay Z and Beyonce brought their little girl Blue Ivy to her first premier – “Annie” – in New York, and she’s only 2! No doubt there are many red carpet events in her future. Ivy looks more like a female version of her father every day – she’s even got daddy’s eyebrows!

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By Janet / December 8, 2014

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Beyoncé Blue Ivy Jay Z Saks Fifth Avenue

BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ARE TEACHING BABY BLUE HOW TO SHOP

You don’t see this very often. The first family of music, Beyonce, Jay-Z. and their baby Blue all went shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills and rode the escalator with ordinary shoppers. The makeup department must have gone into overdrive with excitement when they arrived. Blue is carrying a tiny shopping bag full of samples. From what we can see Blue is the best dressed of the three – Jay looks drab and Beyonce is wearing Daisy Dukes.

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By Janet / November 11, 2014

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Beyoncé Hair! Jay Z London Wig

BEYONCE: NOT ALL WIGS ARE CREATED EQUAL

Beyonce and Jay-Z just arrived in London from Paris and they couldn’t wait to hit some night spots such as The Arts Club. Beyonce rocked a new wig with Bettie Page bangs, but it just doesn’t work. Too stringy and bushy, and the bangs are way too short. It simply doesn’t look real. Which is a good thing, because if her real hair was cut this way it would take a long time to repair. In spite of the dubious wig, the pair had an affectionate evening.

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By Janet / October 14, 2014

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