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SYDNEY SWEENEY INSURES HER VALUABLES

Well this was bound to happen.  She’s always looking for an angle to stay relevant or get publicity, so get ready for an upcoming “planted story “ that Sydney Sweeney has insured her breasts for $100 million!  Our well placed source reveals the aspiring starlet is as famous for her bosom as she is for her acting, and rarely misses a chance to show off her ample cleavage, so someone on her team of handlers decided to insure her breasts for that staggering amount through Lloyd’s of London.  Keep in mind, celebrities insuring body parts is nothing new,  as both Taylor Swift and David Beckham have their legs insured for millions.  My source says the insured boobs story will be leaked in the near future in hopes of adding to the seemingly endless cycle of stories featuring Sydney.

 

 

Sunday, December 7, 2025

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  1. Mary

    Odds are she’ll claim that the recent polygraph publicity stunt with Amanda Seyfried led to her decision to insure her invaluable twin bags of silicone. She’s desperate for publicity after her Christy movie flop.

  2. Bob

    So weird. Insuring breasts in case of what? Cancer? As if her selling soaps that is made out of her bathwater wasn’t strange enough.

  3. Minnie Beets

    Paltow and Weinstein were certainly “the” Hollywood team. Zero ethics

  4. Gary

    You betcha Gwyneth Paltrow can certainly give her tips. She stole the role in Shakespeare In Love from her so-called friend, Winona Ryder and won the Oscar. She and Winona aren’t friends anymore but Paltrow can certainly give the tips of how to screw your best friend.I’m sure Tom Cruise will help Sweeney so he can find another woman he can control for Scientology.

  5. Daniel Troppy

    Wonder if they can insure her brain?

  6. Hilary Grant

    This insuring body parts thing goes way back! From Google: Betty Grable famously had her legs insured for $1 million by Lloyd’s of London, a huge publicity stunt by her studio, 20th Century Fox, that played on her iconic status as the era’s top pin-up girl, though some sources suggest the real coverage was closer to $250,000, a massive figure for the 1940s that cemented her “million-dollar legs” image.

  7. emmy

    Talentless fame whore

  8. Doc Hollywood

    So her”alleged” rich and powerful Hollywood insider lover has really pulled all the stops out for her. Nobody really knows her. This is such a desperate attempt for attention..

  9. Dierdre Daniel

    No need to insure her acting talent. It doesn’t exist.

  10. Shiva Kjetl

    All she needs is an experienced Hollywood insider to work with to get her on the road to Oscar fame. Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson can offer her casting tips.