PHARRELL WILLIAMS: THE SURGICAL MASK MYSTERY IS SOLVED!

Pharrell Williams is STILL walking through airports wearing a surgical mask and we finally figured out why. Fashion has nothing to do with it and he’s not trying to avoid the paparazzi. He’s actually avoiding germs because he has THREE brand spanking new babies at home and he doesn’t want to bring home any germs and expose them unnecessarily! Pharrell’s wife Helen Lasichanh quietly gave birth to TRIPLETS (2 boys and a girl) in January and we’re guessing they are still tiny and delicate. Pharrell and Helen already have an 8 year old son Rocket. Incidentally, we hope Pharrell will get more involved in fashion design because he is exceptionally creative.

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1 thought on “PHARRELL WILLIAMS: THE SURGICAL MASK MYSTERY IS SOLVED!

  1. His wife “quietly” gave birth to TRIPLETS?

    Must have been a caesarean–assuming she even carried them herself.

    And we happen to know the sweetest little Bull Terrier who has been named for Pharrell. There is the most uncanny resemblance between the two!

    As for the mask: he infamously carried water for HRC during the last days of the election (“Yeah she’s a liar–but ALL politicians lie,” was our favorite “endorsement” ever–thanks, Pharrell!); anyway, it’s understandable that he wants to cover his face, considering the ass-kicking his candidate got. 😀

    MAGA.

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