Octomom Nadya Suleman scoffs at the idea that she had plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie. Whatever the motivation, we think she turned out looking a lot like transgender “Dead or Alive” singer Pete Burns.
The Alabama Military Academy is embarrassed because Sasha Baron Cohen managed to pull the wool over their hospitable eyes. Cohen convinced officials at the academy that he was making a German documentary about what it was like to be in Officer Candidate School. They toured “Bruno” around the post, gave him a uniform to wear, and allowed him to join the trainees. The THONG he revealed when changing clothes should have tipped someone off, but it didn’t! Finally a cadet recognized the movie star and alerted older officers who’d never heard of him. He was 86’d, but Sasha managed to walk away with some footage.
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Olivier Martinez, 43, sits in a Paris cafe with his dog Sheba, pondering the state of his acting career. Remember how incredibly HOT he was in 2002’s “Unfaithful” with Diane Lane? In those days he was called “The French Brad Pitt.” He dated Kylie Minogue for a few years and they broke up in 2007 when he was accused of cheating on her. After that his popularity seemed to flatline. And what’s with the high heels?
It’s Madonna’s live-in boytoy Jesus Luz with one of the girlfriends in Brazil that he gave up to follow Madonna back to New York. Supposedly he has moved into M’s apartment and signed up with a New York modeling agency. (Alex Rodriguez’s head must be spinning at this turn of events.) Since Jesus’s exgirlfriend looks more like Lourdes than Madonna, we wonder if he will inspire a triangle between mother and daughter. Does anybody remember Johnny Stompanato?
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Pamela Anderson brought her bodybuilder/surfer/electrician boyfriend Jamie Padgett, 42, to an Animal Rights Gala in Florida. The happy couple, who have been residing in the upscale Paradise Cove Trailer Park in Malibu while Pam’s home is being renovated, perused the silent auction items and made several bids. They actually look like a good match.
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Not only does Mary-Kate Olsen have a date, but she’s all dressed up for the opera! Mary Kate showed up for the Metropolitan Opera’s 125th Season Gala in New York with this fellow we don’t recognize, and she looks blonder than we remember. Or maybe it’s the red lipstick.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her mother Patricia are very close – she only had to drive across the street to show off her new Bentley convertible to her mom. Probably the only people aware of Jennifer’s budding romance with her “Ghost Whisperer” costar Jamie Kennedy are readers of this website and Jennifer’s mother. We’re betting Jamie is the reason Jennifer called off her engagement to Scottish actor Ross McCall.
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Larry Birkhead knows when the time is ripe for a public appearance. Now that Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer/boyfriend Howard K Stern and two doctors have been arrested for supplying drugs to Anna, the story is hot all over again. So naturally Larry, who fathered Anna’s baby daughter Dannielynn, decided to go shopping Saturday on the most paparazzi laden street in LA – Robertson Blvd. He doesn’t want Howard to get ALL the publicity.
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Rihanna is in New York, still going out on her own, trying to make her life seem as normal as possible. Back in LA, Chris Brown finally denied the rampant rumors that he and Rihanna were recording a love song – a story apparently cooked up by a publicity hungry music producer, which was gobbled up by everyone from the Daily News to E! and even People. As we told you, they are both doing exactly as their handlers tell them right now, in order to minimize the beating incident’s impact on both their careers.
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The Twilight cast of “New Moon” is in Vancouver rehearsing and the cast had dinner together at Gotham Steak House and then headed to the hotel bar. Robert Pattinson and Peter Facinelli closed the place down and left around 2:30 AM, looking somewhat the worse for wear.