JESUS LUZ: THE GIRL HE LEFT BEHIND
Photo Credit: Splash News
It’s Madonna’s live-in boytoy Jesus Luz with one of the girlfriends in Brazil that he gave up to follow Madonna back to New York. Supposedly he has moved into M’s apartment and signed up with a New York modeling agency. (Alex Rodriguez’s head must be spinning at this turn of events.) Since Jesus’s exgirlfriend looks more like Lourdes than Madonna, we wonder if he will inspire a triangle between mother and daughter. Does anybody remember Johnny Stompanato?
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Anonymous
The ex-girlfriend is lovely! Old, botoxed, plasic, grissely, Madonna is no match for her.
I originally thought that ‘Mad’-onna was out of her brain with craziness; kidnapping a young man who’s almost young enough to be her grandson, but on 2nd thoughts, I realized that baby Jesus isn’t as silly as he looks. He’s playing a very active role in the whole sit-com, and laughing all the way to celebrity and wealth.
Madonna and Jesus – what a joke! 2 of the sluttiest slutters with names that are supposed to represent holiness, purity, and spirituality. Doesn’t she even care that everybody is laughing? I wonder if she reads people’s comments about her.
Anonymous
Reta, I think Gerard has a brain injury–it’s up his ass.
Moreaces
Oh, Please someone, anyone tell me Madge is not dating this child. She really needs to go somewhere and sit down
Anonymous
I don’t blame old biddy Madonna for going for it. I would too!
Have you seen the pix of this guys body in the photo shoot? They’re unreal, they’re so perfect. High five Madonna. You lucky b.tch.
Anonymous
Doing Madonna has to be much more exciting! She’s still do-able, This girl seems really young. Probably didn’t know what she was doing. Which Ms. M, definitely does!
anonymous
So Allyson, what would you call it—true love? Gimmeabreak. Madonna has gone back to her skank-whore ways and Janet is just calling it as she sees it…and as we all see it, ‘cept you sweetie. Buy a clue. P.S. Hugh Hefner isn’t doin’ his whoring with his small children in the house…
chewonthis
They are obviously using each other: Vadge for, uh, well, to feed her ego and her nymphomania. And Jesus to get his name in lights hoping to become a highly paid model. And, during this time, they will surely exchange various and sundry STD’s.
Allyson
It’s so irritating to see people calling Madonna a whore because of her relationship with Jesus. What about Hugh Hefner and his seven or eight really young girlfriends? Oh, yeah! He’s cool, and Madonna is the wrong one. We don’t know what’s happening inside their doors, so let’s stop assuming things. That includes you, Janet.
Reta
The above girl is a knockout and much much prettier than Madonna EVER was!! He’s just using her! AND GERARD YOU ARE STILL A COLOSSAL ASSHOLE!! NOBODY KNOWS WHY YOU EVEN BOTHER, YOU NEVER MAKE A BIT OF SENSE, AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE “FOLKS” IN IT…WISH I COULD MEET YOUR STUPID ASS IN A DARK ALLEY SO I COULD TEACH YOU SOME REAL ‘ENGLISH” WITH MY MACE!!
Borg Queen
Now a love triangle with her child now thats a scandal worthy of the 90s “shocking” Madonna. I hope she would have more dignity than to do that to her child. Funny how she dressed like Lourdes for Purim. I think this is more and more likely each day.
Anonymous
Gerard, try using proper nouns instead of pronouns, cause nobody knows what the heck your talking about
Anonymous
They’re children! Madonna is raping a child? Cause that’s what it is folks, rape.
gerard Vandenberg
I think I see why he dumped her.
SHE WAS MUCH & MUCH TO HONEST, folks!!
……………..he couldn’t handle that.