No Thanks, Craft Service
Nobody wants to say anything to his face, but coworkers just can’t stop gossiping about this actor behind his back. This drop-dead handsome guy starred in a hit series just a few years ago and he’s recently finished a new pilot. But he showed up on the set looking “alarmingly thin! ” Startled coworkers describe him as a “male lollipop” and compare his physique to Calista Flockhart. Has anorexia or bulemia spread to the male side of Hollywood? The once gorgeous actor is also uncharacteristically irritable. The TV pilot’s famous director didn’t complain because he’s super skinny himself!
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Anonymous
Josh Duhamel
jrex
John Stamos is in a hit series NOW- he was on Broadway directly before that. It ain’t him.
Tara
Yeah it could be Skeet Ulrich. He was in the Craft and that name of the whodunit has Craft in it for no reason that I can think of…..
Anonymous
Michael Vartan? Noooo, say it ain’t so!
Anonymous
it’s the guy in Alien. the ex of Jennifer what’s-her-name-Affleck…
Anonymous
Luke Perry
JJ
John Stamos
Anonymous
david hasselhoff
Anonymous
Rob Lowe—for sure
Anonymous
I’d still say Matthew Perry. He’s just finished a pilot, and he was sure crabby, when some other Hollywood hotshot took his “reserved” “Superman Returns” movie seats, the other night.
Aw, come on….he’s cute!
Anonymous
It’s Skeet Ulrich! It says hit series, not hit tv series! He just shot a new pilot for ABC and he looks alarmingly skinny.
Anonymous
please matthew perry is anything but drop dead gorgeous…..what about John Stamos?
Hoya
If it’s Matthew Perry, clearly it was the coke, not anorexia, but what was the pilot he filmed while doing Friends? I know he did movies, but can’t remember him doing any other tv shows…
fykey
i love you guys so much
Anonymous
Skeet Ulrich
Anonymous
Seriously, Matthew Perry – drop dead gorgeous…I think not!
Anonymous
Matthew Perry
Anonymous
matthew perry?
Anonymous
a hit series, charlie chaplin, jimmy stewart…
no..what’s that guys name that was in the Rocketeer and the series w/Sela Ward….that actor? no he’s thin already….
anasazy
Oh right, tobeysgirl!
It’s the THIN MAN!
Anonymous
Oh, it’s definitely Larry Hagman…first I Dream of Jeannie, then Dallas
Soho
Charlie Chaplin!! Great guess. Got to be him. This item is about that old.
traceygeorge
Jimmy Stewart?
Humphrey Bogart?
Or maybe it was that one guy from the silent movies…the one who got really skinny for awhile there…
Tobeysgirl
Warren Beatty?
Anonymous
Lee Majors?
roger Moore?
Lorne Greene?