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NICOLE KIDMAN: A CHALLENGING ROLE

UntitlednicoleannaSince the Anna Nicole Smith drama started, Hollywood writers have been frantically scribbling to be first with the ultimate script based on her life and death. And don’t think ideas about who should play Anna aren’t already being tossed about. The only thing slowing down the production of Anna’s life story is the fact that there is no end in sight. Things keep coming up. Our whimsical colleague, Simon Doonan of the New York Observer, believes that Nicole Kidman should snatch up the rights to Anna Nicole’s biopic ASAP. He gleefully suggests that if Nic would pack on the pounds to play Anna, it could be her “Raging Bull.” We LOVE that mental picture!

Friday, February 16, 2007

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  1. Virginia Ham

    Pam Anderson has my vote!

  2. Anonymous

    Paris Hilton. Duh!!!!

  3. Anonymous

    Paris Hilton for sure. She is blonde and ditsy.

  4. deedle

    Paris Hilton would be the best as she is ditsy and bleached blonde too… She would need to gain a lot of weight though. If not her, then, I go for loud mouth Rosie O’Donnell as she is already fat enough.

  5. Anonymous

    hmmm…Jessica or Courtney…good choices !

  6. Anonymous

    Nicole wouldn’t stoop that low….unless she did a love scene with Tom Cruise.
    Everyone would have to stoop down to kiss that mo.

  7. T

    I agree with Courtney Love. She’s chubby and not that bright. A dead ringer for Anna Nicole.

  8. Anonymous

    Jessica Simpson would be a dead ringer.

  9. ape slip

    there was a stupid movie years ago called Bernie…and they did many more movies with this dead or comatose guybeing dragged around in his sunglasses.
    I think that Anna should play herself. (lol) take her to the eqivalent of a taxodermist or maybe have toussauds make some wax figurines of her, and just get some good writers.
    any movie about anna would have to be more like a cartoon to be believeable.
    ps. ricardo montalban is the father of danielynn.

  10. Anonymous

    Madonna!

  11. Anonymous

    Whoopi Goldberg!

  12. Anonymous

    BARNEY!

  13. Patrick

    Janet Charlton.

  14. Anonymous

    Victoria Beckham!

  15. Anonymous

    im not sure that i even want to see this movie anytime in the near future.

  16. Anonymous

    Nichole Kidman wouldn’t even have her own babies so she wouldn’t get fat!!! Are you people NUTS to think she’d willingly put on weight for this?
    And if she does, she’s even more repulsive than I thought.

  17. Anonymous

    Those Gwyneth Paltrow/Nicole Kidman types make me ill. She is NOT the right fit for this role. Blech. I vote Charlize Theron.

  18. Patsy

    Whoever it is will have to bring ANS’s persona to life. And, no offense or disrepect, Anna always came off as wasted and not very bright. Any other portrayal would not be believable. Who can pull that off?

  19. Anonymous

    cate blanchett.
    she is a brilliant chamelion.

  20. CRUSHER

    NICOLE IS NOT RIGHT EVEN IF SHE GAINED WEIGHT. AT THE END OF THE DAY ANNA WAS GORGEOUD, NICOLE IS NOT.
    CHALIZE OR JENNY MACARTNEY…IF THEY ADD THE POUNDS CAN PULL IT OFF..OR A NEWCOMER

  21. Anonymous

    Right, she would never gain the weight needed to play the role. Has she ever gained weight for a role?

  22. Patrick

    Courtney Love

  23. spy

    can you stop milking ANS’s death? Geez!

  24. Anonymous

    she would never gain the weight, although I think she would be great if she did.

  25. Carrie

    Agree with the Jenny McCarthy suggestion.

  26. Anonymous

    JENNY MC CARTHY TOTALLY!

  27. Anonymous

    charlize theron

  28. oh no she didn't

    Britney Spears should she has all the weight.

  29. Anonymous

    YUK…

  30. Anonymous

    Mira Sorvino would do the best Anna Nicole Smith.

  31. Bu

    NICOLE KIDMAN……NO!