Meth-od Actor

This adorable actor already has a few awards on the mantle and he has all the makings of a big movie star. He split with a longtime girlfriend and – just his luck – he got invited to the Playboy mansion. There he met a model who who introduced him to meth. He LOVED it and now they smoke together every day. It’s been a month and his addiction is starting to affect his life- he’s skinnier than ever and nervous as a cat. Plus, he’s been picking at his pretty skin. Where will it all end?

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  1. whats his name?
    that james franco guy?
    it can’t be josh hartnett. i think jh is the shit but most people think he’s (jh) not a good actor or all that attractive.

  2. Jessie says Jake just had a baby…not him.
    She says Orlando for sure.

  3. Is the clue – just his luck – is it Eric Bana of the new Drew Barrymore film “Lucky You”? He’s been tagged for big parts via Spielberg’s “Munich” etc. And “The Hulk.” Has he gotten thinner?

  4. Eric Bana is married so not him.
    Jake Gylenhaal is gay so not him.

  5. I was going to say leonardo, but the last pic I saw of him he wasn’t looking very thin, so I’ll go with orlando.

  6. Orlando is a good guess, he is thin and recently lost his long time g/f, the anorexic Kate Bosworth
    Leonardo isn’t looking “even skinnier than ever”, .In fact, he’s never been skinny.
    Josh Hartnett works only if he drops more pounds. He’s still normal looking.
    My guess is Orlando or Adam Brody who recently split with Rachel Whateverhername. He is skinny to start with.

  7. Patrick, tell Jessie that Jake did NOT have a baby. His sister Maggie had a baby. Jake is gay and no longer uses Kristin Dunst as his beard.

  8. Chris Pine who was in a movie called “Just My Luck”.

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio is already a big star. It says this person has the makings. Has Orlando Bloom won any awards?

  10. Jake Gylenhaal isn’t gay so I’m going with that gorgeous Orlando Bloom

  11. Star Jones you BITCH! You beat me to it… I was going to blow everyone away with inferences and conjecture “proving” that it was Chris Pine…

  12. It has to be Jared Leto. He was in that movie ” Just my luck “

  13. orlando bloom hasn’t won any awards. sounds like brody or jake.

  14. what about justin timberlake,he has won awards andis now starting to act

  15. Justin Timerlake???? How on earth can anyone call him an actor? Anyone see “Edison Force?” That film will prove once and for all that he isn’t an actor; never will be one but he’s a good guess.

  16. People, they said the person has awards on the mantle, some of these guys don’t have crap, I am beginning to lean towards Orlando Bloom…

  17. Terrific is right. Jared Leto has no awards. Brody & Bloom both do. I hope it’s Orlando. I love Adam!

  18. people its channing tatum he has won awards like at sundance and independant spirit awards so its him!!

  19. I think you are all wrong and it is Josh Hartnet. He has been looking particularly bad in the last few months. It is a shame because the career is being ruined.

  20. What awards does Orlando Bloom have on his mantle? He smokes everyday with this model? If the mystery celeb is Orlando then the model would have had to travel to London, where he’s been the past few weeks and would now be in Hawaii where he is currently.

  21. billy crudup? he split from claire danes. and he seems like a douchebag

  22. DUH! It’s Zach Braff. He’s won several awards and he split with Mandy Moore! They were together for 3 years!

  23. Yes but zach Braff is not good looking or young or by any means pretty.And if you have seen pics of him lately,hes gained weight,most likely over his huge bomb of a movie he just had out for 4 mins.Now thats news to me.

  24. Ewwwwww Zach Braff is Frumpy,Dumpy and Lumpy.I dont think anyone would say he was cute,so its not Fat Zach.My Guess is Leo.

  25. How does anyone know that Jake is gay? Sightings at bars or???? WHAT A WASTE!

  26. Just a bunch of boys that fell in love with him in brokeback and want him to be gay

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