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Meth-od Actor

This adorable actor already has a few awards on the mantle and he has all the makings of a big movie star. He split with a longtime girlfriend and – just his luck – he got invited to the Playboy mansion. There he met a model who who introduced him to meth. He LOVED it and now they smoke together every day. It’s been a month and his addiction is starting to affect his life- he’s skinnier than ever and nervous as a cat. Plus, he’s been picking at his pretty skin. Where will it all end?

Saturday, January 6, 2007

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  1. DQQQQQQ

    I think its totally adrian brody

  2. DQQQQQQ

    I think its totally adrian brody

  3. Anonymous

    Just a bunch of boys that fell in love with him in brokeback and want him to be gay

  4. Anonymous

    How does anyone know that Jake is gay? Sightings at bars or???? WHAT A WASTE!

  5. London Marriot

    Ewwwwww Zach Braff is Frumpy,Dumpy and Lumpy.I dont think anyone would say he was cute,so its not Fat Zach.My Guess is Leo.

  6. Rona Parrot

    Yes but zach Braff is not good looking or young or by any means pretty.And if you have seen pics of him lately,hes gained weight,most likely over his huge bomb of a movie he just had out for 4 mins.Now thats news to me.

  7. Anonymous

    Zach Braff has won many awards! Duh!

  8. Anonymous

    It’s ZACH BRAFF!

  9. Anonymous

    DUH! It’s Zach Braff. He’s won several awards and he split with Mandy Moore! They were together for 3 years!

  10. Anonymous

    it’s GOT to be Jared Leto

  11. Anonymous

    James DeFranco

  12. Anonymous

    billy crudup? he split from claire danes. and he seems like a douchebag

  13. Anonymous

    it might be jude law

  14. Anonymous

    orlando bloom

  15. Anonymous

    ADRIAN brody… the Oscar winner

  16. Chelsea

    What awards does Orlando Bloom have on his mantle? He smokes everyday with this model? If the mystery celeb is Orlando then the model would have had to travel to London, where he’s been the past few weeks and would now be in Hawaii where he is currently.

  17. Songbird

    I think you are all wrong and it is Josh Hartnet. He has been looking particularly bad in the last few months. It is a shame because the career is being ruined.

  18. Anonymous

    My guess is Justin…It said awards not what kind!!

  19. breezy

    it’s tom sizemore

  20. Hedda Hopper

    Hugh Grant

  21. anonymous

    people its channing tatum he has won awards like at sundance and independant spirit awards so its him!!

  22. dq365247

    Terrific is right. Jared Leto has no awards. Brody & Bloom both do. I hope it’s Orlando. I love Adam!

  23. terrific

    People, they said the person has awards on the mantle, some of these guys don’t have crap, I am beginning to lean towards Orlando Bloom…

  24. Pleeez tell me!!!!!

    Jude Law?

  25. anonymous

    Justin Timerlake???? How on earth can anyone call him an actor? Anyone see “Edison Force?” That film will prove once and for all that he isn’t an actor; never will be one but he’s a good guess.

  26. Vera

    I think it’s Justin…

  27. Anonymous

    what about justin timberlake,he has won awards andis now starting to act

  28. Anonymous

    orlando bloom hasn’t won any awards. sounds like brody or jake.

  29. Anonymous

    It has to be Jared Leto. He was in that movie ” Just my luck “

  30. Anonymous

    Leo!

  31. James

    Star Jones you BITCH! You beat me to it… I was going to blow everyone away with inferences and conjecture “proving” that it was Chris Pine…

  32. Kevin Spacey's #1 fan

    Jake Gylenhaal isn’t gay so I’m going with that gorgeous Orlando Bloom

  33. Anonymous

    Leonardo DiCaprio is already a big star. It says this person has the makings. Has Orlando Bloom won any awards?

  34. Star "I'm a Lawyer" Jones

    Chris Pine who was in a movie called “Just My Luck”.

  35. Vera

    Leonard di Caprio

  36. Anonymous

    zach braff or however u spell it from Scrubs.

  37. Anonymous

    Patrick, tell Jessie that Jake did NOT have a baby. His sister Maggie had a baby. Jake is gay and no longer uses Kristin Dunst as his beard.

  38. Anonymous

    Orlando is a good guess, he is thin and recently lost his long time g/f, the anorexic Kate Bosworth
    Leonardo isn’t looking “even skinnier than ever”, .In fact, he’s never been skinny.
    Josh Hartnett works only if he drops more pounds. He’s still normal looking.
    My guess is Orlando or Adam Brody who recently split with Rachel Whateverhername. He is skinny to start with.

  39. Rosie

    I was going to say leonardo, but the last pic I saw of him he wasn’t looking very thin, so I’ll go with orlando.

  40. anonymous

    channing tatum

  41. Anonymous

    what about Leonardo Decaprio?

  42. Anonymous

    Josh Hartnett

  43. Anonymous

    Eric Bana is married so not him.
    Jake Gylenhaal is gay so not him.

  44. Anonymous

    Adam Brody (he just split with Rachel whateverhername)

  45. Victoria

    Is the clue – just his luck – is it Eric Bana of the new Drew Barrymore film “Lucky You”? He’s been tagged for big parts via Spielberg’s “Munich” etc. And “The Hulk.” Has he gotten thinner?

  46. Patrick

    Jessie says Jake just had a baby…not him.
    She says Orlando for sure.

  47. Anonymous

    jake gylennhall or however you spell it

  48. Tawny

    Matthew McConaughey

  49. Anonymous

    Orlando Bloom.

  50. Anonymous

    whats his name?
    that james franco guy?
    it can’t be josh hartnett. i think jh is the shit but most people think he’s (jh) not a good actor or all that attractive.