LINDSAY LOHAN: CELEBRATING HER SOBRIETY

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No WONDER we couldn’t help being suspicious about those water bottles that Lindsay Lohan likes to tote around. Since she announced she’s in AA, the designer water bottle is her best friend. But that “seven days sober” claim she made to People didn’t last long. Early this week Lindsay went to one of her favorite West Hollywood bars and told the bartender she had been sober for eight days and wanted to celebrate by having a festive Hypnotiq martini. The bartender obligingly served her drink in a coffee mug. (Apparently this is common practice when serving underage drinkers.) Lindsay slammed back two mugsful of the potent cocktail. Observers point out that since Lindsay usually orders energy drinks at clubs, it’s quite likely that she spikes them with what “looks like” water in her bottle.

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27 thoughts on “LINDSAY LOHAN: CELEBRATING HER SOBRIETY

  1. Deathwatch 2007! Lil’ bitch is aiming to become the next River Phoniex.

  2. It won’t last for long. Can’t wait till she od’s like Chris Farley and we get to see the crime scene pictures of her bloated with white foam in her mouth.

  3. Lindsey,
    If you want to stay sober, stay out of the bars. And enough of the water bottles. You are fooling no one but yourself.

  4. Her whole blatantly public “sobriety” kick is an insult to the real folks in AA who struggle so hard to battle alcoholism.
    Speaking of which: is the rumour true that Ted Casablanca is back on the sauce?

  5. WE all pray she will overcome to her addiction. The world will be a better place when the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lyndsay are worm food. God has to take responsibility for his mistakes. These are just three that he needs to owe up to.

  6. personally she has broken one of the traditions of AA and i could give a flying f&*# f she ever stays sober. I am sick and tired of hearing about her and Britney and Paris. these girls make me sick to my stomach – as much as the Bush twins do. Who cares.

  7. Lohan is a drug addict AND an alcoholic. I guess she figures alcohol is the lesser of two evils so she’ll own up to that one. She isn’t fooling anyone but herself. She is still addicted to both and on the highway to hell (i.e. deathwatch 2007!)

  8. I want to see BLACKLISTED tatooed on her forehead. Justice served.

  9. Hope Ted isn’t drinking again. That blind item about the “online gossip” could be referring to Matt Drudge.

  10. IT’S REALLY EASY TO NOT DRINK WHEN YOU’RE PROBLEM IS YOUR ADDICTION TO COCAINE.
    THIS PUBLICITY PLOY IS A SLAP INT HE FACE TO PEOPLE WITH REAL ADDICITON PROBLEMS AND AN HONEST DESIRE TO CHANGE.
    SHE IS, AS ALWAYS, A TOTALLY SELF-ABSORBED, STRUNG-OUT JUNKIE WHO DESERVES EVERY MOMENT OF MISERY THAT AWAITS HER.
    ANYONE WHO HAS EXPERIENCE CAN SEE FROM HER FACE THAT SHE IS NO LONGER DOING DRUGS – THE DRUGS ARE DOING *HER*.
    GOOD RIDDANCE.

  11. This skank wants a marketing deal with VOSS WATER. I am sure she is doing GHB!

  12. She looks like she’s 45 years old — like nasty Dina Lohan’s sister — in that photo.

  13. She is VERY, VERY classy. I am sure that men are just LINING up to bring her home to the family!!! in fact, I run w/ the Morton crowd, and I hear his family was none too pleased when he was dating what they call, “white trash”.
    Sadly, her demise is coming shortly…

  14. SHE IS SUCH A FREAKING PIG. I SEE HER @ CLUBS ALL THE TIME DRUNK, COKED OUT OF HER MIND..THE ONLY TIME SHES SOBER IS WHEN SHE’S SLEEPING. LITERALLY. SHE’S NASTY.

  15. fine she breaks her annonymity. she TRIED. but MAYBE she will TRY again!
    i am sorry she broke her 8 days.
    i wonder if she really had 8 days.
    i feel badly about
    colin farrell as well. he seemed so earnest.

  16. Dear Lord enough on this ugly bridge troll with little talent.Im so sick of reading about this ugly woman and her skanky nights out.Can we please in 2007 be done with raggedy Ann and her nights out at the in club of the Moment?Send her to Tara Reidville and be done with miss coke,oxy,vicoden,grass,booze taking std queen…..OYE VEY

  17. Yah really 6;41.
    Why don’t ya’ll just go kill her in her sleep.
    Or just back to masturbating on your screens.
    Just a kid. Let’s hope for the best.

  18. What I’d like to know is who are her role models? If she’s an actor… What kind of a lifestyle did they live?
    LA partying, you’d think the cops really gave a flip, but in all reality. They don’t care, unless your behind the wheel of a car and endangering other peoples lives..
    Look at all the celebrities which move away from LA and all it’s problems and live elsewhere. Wonder why?

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