LA DOLCE MUSTO
If you need a good laugh and love gossip, our friend Michael Musto has a new book for you. La Dolce Musto (Amazon $10.85) is a collection of his most entertaining columns in The Village Voice through the years. John Waters describes the deliciously eccentric Musto as “the best social columnist in New York.” We love the fact that he asks the TOUGH questions. For example, he asked Carrie Fisher if the urban legend about her walking in on her mother (Debbie Reynolds) in bed with Agnes Moorehead was TRUE.
And for those of you who love blind items – some examples:
What late star’s husband went home with a female impersonator dressed as his dead wife?
What animal activist hypocritically uses dead cows in the form of leather and other S&M paraphernalia when he has sex with young hustlers?
What children’s icon was caught out of costume- and character – shopping for dildoes on the west side?
Any guesses?
loves2gossip
this is the most juvenile bunch of crap i have ever read.
Cameron
I would never have thought of Debbie as bisexual. I suppose there are a lot of individuals who are, we just don’t realize it. I liked Agnes Moorehead, but had never heard anything regarding her sexual preference. Any possibility they were just very close friends?
My girlfriend was in a play with the man who played Grandpa on the Waltons. He was openly gay, but hid it during his TV years, as having a gay Grandpa would not set will with the “Little Parries” set. It’s actually a shame that people have to hide their sexuality to please others.
Songbird
I have always heard the rumors about Debbie Reynolds and Agnes Moorehead. Some years when I was rehearsing at the Debbie Reynolds Dance Studio on Lankershim in LA, I accidentally went through some doors and ended up in Debbie’s office. On the wall was a huge portrait of Agnes Moorhead as a perod Queen. A picture can mean 1,000 words.
Patrick
Finally checked his site.
Very cool!
Cameron
Most the posts are foul and unnecessary and I do hope the posting system changes quickly. Why not email privately amongst yourselves, so the rest of us can enjoy the board.
For the animal activist I’d say it’s Alec Baldwin. In an article years ago, it was mentioned that Baldwin intertained men and women at his home in the Hamptons.
Anonymous
The last BI has to be Joe from Blue’s Clue. He’s the most easily recognizeable out of character and out of costume, considering is costume is just a striped sweater.
Of course if he’d followed Helen Lovejoy’s advice and “please, thought of the children”, he would have bought them on the Web and had them delivered. 🙂
Anonymous
Oye vey!
Patrick
How did you do it Hedda. How did she give it up with one word?
Um…you like me …right Hedda?! Cause I like you and…you and me are cool…peace baby.
Hedda Bopper
ive written to janet via her private e-mail,she will be changing the posting systyem soon,thank god,till than….Take Care…..Oye Vey
LOL
NICOLEWAFFLES@AOL.COM
Judy Jew
Oh I was thinking maybe if he came to my temple,temple jewnosejob,he might not be a faggula
Patrick
Whew…I’m gettin all shaky here Hedda.
SAVE US!!
Hedda Bopper,The Real One
Patrick I think I know who is posting the hot karl crap and posting under my name.1 word he used gave him away.1 more post and I will drop his AOL screen name…N.W?….Oye Vey.
Judy Jew
Hes seems like such a sweet fagolla,you know i think we had one at my temple once,my friend shelia said he was a bit fey.But I do love reading his stuff,makes me laugh so hard my pink uggs almost fall off.
Dave Navarro
Michael likes a gerbal up his aids asshole like patrick
Anonymous
is that the plural spelling of dildo? All these years I’ve been spelling it incorrectly!
Hedda Bopper
Fake Hedda alert #4,seems some meth head loves using my name.nutcase….OYE VEY
Patrick
And you owe me money Musto!
Patrick
Ooo, oh wow.
Thanks creature.
Back in yer cage now.
Joy
How bout Pee Wee Herman for the last one.
Patrick
Janet!? These are hard!
Let’s see, how bout Gary Morton.
That grizzled old Mutual of Omaha guy. Is he still around?
And that horrible little Margaret Rutherford from The Beav?
What do i win?
Please creature!
Don’t say it.
ashton cruz
I don’t know if he can be considered a kid’s Icon but I used to own a sex shop in the west village and one year the original host of “Blues Clues” came in and bought a choker with a leash a whip and two dildoes. No lie! he was cute too.
http://www.theashtoncruzzoo.blogspot.com
Anonymous
I love Musto. He is fearless, both in his writing and transportation (he rides a bike all over NY)
What late star’s husband went home with a female impersonator dressed as his dead wife? I cannot think of any stars that were still married when one of the them died.
What animal activist hypocritically uses dead cows in the form of leather and other S&M paraphernalia when he has sex with young hustlers? gotta be a fashion designer. Marc Jacobs? I don’t know.
What children’s icon was caught out of costume- and character – shopping for dildoes on the west side? Barney? Big Bird? Could be anyone.
Patrick
Just ignore the creature everyone.
Nelson
I got to interview Debbie at her Las Vegas casino several years ago. After watching her mind-blowingly energetic one woman show, I asked her: “Of all the stars you’ve worked with, that are no longer living, who do you miss the most?” Without missing a beat, Debbie’s big eyes welled up with tears and she instantly responded, “Agnes Moorehead!” Undoubtedly, Debbie was/is the toughest, hardest working hoofer in Hollywood! And her slot machines were the greatest: Three “Debbies” and you were a winner!